licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[ex_unite974]

i guess i am the first intro this is all so very frightening
Hello, my name is Julian and I am here yes. You can thank me later for using a Spock gif, I know. Hold your applause. I'm going to be bringing you two characters today because I am very lame u_u

The first one is Kiyotaka Ishimaru from Dangan Ronpa, which I'm sure all of you have heard by now with your crazy Danganoffstuck (or maybe that's just tumblr? FREAKY). He's a super high school level hall monitor that's crazy about law and order and law and order: svu (joke.) so he'll be acting up on that front. He's in 1467 as a child.

The second is Dave Strider from Homestuck because why not. Why not is my answer to everything, I'm afraid. He's pretty obnoxious and red-tinted some of the time (most of the time), so there's this if you want to avoid that. He's in 1470 as a child, too.

Sadly I don't use plurk so PMs or skype/twitter (ask pls) would be your best bet to get a hold of me! I love friends, yo. But if you want to admire from afar (haha!) I am also on cosmoghost so there is that.

And there is me.

And Anamanaguchi playing aggressively in the background...

Comments

[shinigamidayuu]

Hi, Dave. Meet your mom. Don't suggest she's girly, or she'll kill you. Other than that, it's all good.

I'm one of those rare beings who don't actually know Homestuck, but yay new people!

[ex_unite974]

Wow Tsukuyo! You really think he's that insensitive-- ok who are we kidding

It's ok, I pretend not to know Homestuck sometimes too... very troublesome for the soul. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND WITHOUT PROPER INSURANCE. All you need to know about Dave is he's weirdly rude and talks weird and makes weird references. But he's a good friend. Anyway, here's to some great mom-son CR!!

[shinigamidayuu]

Weird is awesome.

Try not to drown in all the mayo in the house, son. Your daddy's a freak. (Mom has no excuse. She was probably drunk.)

[ex_unite974]

I know, right! Yikes, this house already sounds like it's gonna be a handful...

(Also I should mention I am not super canon-diverse esp with Japanese stuff so I don't know any of y'alls canon GOMEN)

[shinigamidayuu]

That's fine! Mutual canonblindness is always better than one-sided anyway. XD

That said, Gintama is the best insanity-asskickery-feels-MORE-INSANITY combination on the planet, and everyone should watch/read.

[ex_unite974]

Is it funny I like funny animes.... but I'm not good with too much mecha which I've always had this impression it was? (Or maybe that was a different anime that starts with a G...)

[shinigamidayuu]

Definitely not mecha! But funny, yes. It mocks... pretty much everything. And there's lots of toilet humor.

[ex_unite974]

That actually sounds right up my alley...!

puts it on summer watch list (which currently has nothing on it HAHA)

[mayoboro]

i don't think you have a choice now, having one of your characters involved in a house full of gintamans. suddenly you're part of the cast, gomen.

[ex_unite974]

both very excited and very scared mo_om

[mayoboro]

HELLO SON I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A SON

[mayoboro]

WAIT

[mayoboro]

DAVE?? I THOUGHT IT WAS ISHIMARU

[mayoboro]

hello dave welcome to the cool family

[ex_unite974]

oh my god that icon!!! I'm sorry it's not Ishimaru honestly you should see the first person sample I wrote for my app and realize you do not want this crazy kid in your house

[mayoboro]

well to be fair i am familiar with homestuck and dave, whereas with ishimaru i'm not very much. so i think this works out either way! PLUS IF I LOOK BACK HIJIKATA MAY HAVE SOME BEEF WITH A DAVE WE HAD PREVIOUSLY IN GAME and with bro, goddamn you striders

unless you don't want that to be a thing we can start with a clean slatE SON

no but yo i'm kira, since you don't have plurk I GUESS WE'LL...PM EACH OTHER......... keep the family together and all

[ex_unite974]

ACTUALLY YEAH either way I play really dumb characters so it definitely works out. lmao oh my god I wonder what type of beef that could be??

What does it taste like???

IS IT GROUND BEEF?

I'm very much ok with continuing previous CR! Don't want the legend to, like, die or anything... (the Strider legend holla)

akakd I'm sorry me and plurk don't get along u_u PMs are totally cool, yeah!

[mayoboro]

i actually have no beef puns at the moment yours was quite clever i tip my hat

(AH, THE STRIDER LEGEND GODDAMMIT) it's okay!! we'll manage. just expect to be spammed oocly and icly as means of COMMUNICATIONNNNn

[thymesia]

I WAS THE PREVIOUS DAVE

PLEASE CONTINUE TO TORTURE HIJIKATA RELENTLESSLY IN MY STEAD

I heard this was relevant

[beat]

dsFSLKFJ

[mayoboro]

DAVE IS GOING TO BE THE MAYOCORP MASCOT

[beat]

all hail mayo my pimps

[mayoboro]

even if dave does this ironically

hijikata will be so pleased

[ex_unite974]

yes he will definitely wear a burger king outfit slash mask to your 50th birthday party, dad

instead of a giant cake with a stripper there's a giant mayonnaise bottle with Dave in this outfit

I hope you are happy

[mayoboro]

hey, twenty-five more years to go hijikata can wait for this
what a great son this just became an even better family

[solvability]

YELLS VERY LOUDLY.....

but omfg hello julian! my name is nata and i briefly flailed at you on the test drive meme but it's great to have you here! O3O

obviously i play ramen girl over here but i also play asuka langley shikinami from rebuild of evangelion. my twitter is voltza if you'd like to use that medium for plotting and such -- i'm on hiatus for exams right now but once those are done with i can't wait to start playing with you!

[ex_unite974]

i added you on twitter (skateboard person) please enjoy my presence

but yay i can't wait to play with you either akakd

[thymesia]

see i told u im psychic

[ex_unite974]

HAHA DEFINITELY

also my friend putting in a reserve as well was also a really good motivator 3) i tend to be motivated by the prospect of by f.u.n....

[zetsubous]

YEsssss we have ishimaru again! hello, i'm natalie and i (obviously) play junko over here. i actually know nothing about hs, so i was a lucky one getting into dr many months ago.

but anyway, i rarely use my plurk, so i'll have to add you on twitter, which is enoshimajunko, so don't think some crazy person is adding you. although, i'm pretty crazy, i mean.. look who i'm playing.

BUT YES WELCOME TO HH AND THE DANGAN FAMILY, JULIAN.

[ex_unite974]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY how do you even get all these canon urls but it makes sense if you were early.

i sent you a follow request! i am indeed the skateboard person.

HELLO, GLAD TO BE HERE! i personally love playing crazy/weird/quirky characters because you get to be all the more creative in your tags!

[tsuyoikokoro]

Hi, Julian~! Welcome to Holly! I'm Nami and I play Chihiro and also Rolo from Code Geass.

Sadly, I only have Plurk...

[ex_unite974]

shh it's a-ok PMs are the cool kid's way out, anyway.

hello, nami! i'm gonna start tagging back so we can play 3)

[inaudibly]

HELLO HELLO I'm late but I'm glad you apped we talked on the enable me meme

Welcome to the game!! /throws confetti

I'm Caitie and because I found this post from the one you just made I'll also say I'm going to add you on plurk (I'm commandant) and there isn't anything you can do about it!! >:C

Also uh I guess I play this guy Nic here, he's a deaf asshole who doesn't play by the rules so I'm sure he'll rub Ishibabby the wrong was eventually!

[ex_unite974]

hi catie heLLO

i've played with a nic before and it was hilarious because my character was basically doing charades??? SKSKKFG I CAN'T WAIT 2 PLAY W/ u >:C

[inaudibly]

Aha, do you know which Nic it was? I know several so maybe I know them.

But omfg I can totally see Ishimaru trying to desperately pantomime what he's trying to say too though. Nic can actually read lips but he'd just stand there and let him do it because he'd find it hilarious.

[ex_unite974]

dreamwidth user dogtag, I'm very sure! (I know the mun, too sooo)

THAT WOULD BE very very humorous. And knowing Ishimaru, he'd probably try really hard to gesture clearly but will most likely fail. And then if Nic opens his mouth it'll be like


YOU CAN TALK???!

[inaudibly]

OH YEAH I know them too u.u

BUT YEAH PRETTY MUCH

He doesn't talk much but he certainly can, it just comes out kinda funny sounding.