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HELLO HOLLY HEIGHTS

it's norr again (tony stark's player) with this donkus, fandral the dashing from the thor movie (or the mcu: marvel cinematic universe in general). he's pretty flamboyant and laughs and talks loudly and cares a lot about the state of his hair and probably believes the best in you!!!!!! he's also a formidable swordsman and will fuck your wife.

ADD ME on plurk (@norr) or pm this journal or im me @ olumpios on aim to get ahold of me and i already apologize for how awkward he will make you feel with his barfing tales of all his conquests in your direction HA HA HA..................

he'll be living in house 1424 and you should definitely be his friend.

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ngl norr this is the best possible username anyone could ever have for fandral

and his name with the well endowed bit i nearly legitspittake,...d? spit took? idk

he is a master of fine furs and sexual swordsmanship what can i say

lmfao all i can think of is the scene in step brothers with dale and brennan being bff and having a swordfight in the bathroom now

thank you

LKFMALSKDFKSAF YES yep exactly

cannot unsee

my inner sif is screaming and crying and shaking

except for the part where she is completely unsurprised

Caroline, clearly, is going to have to become his BFF.

~~icon keywords~~

fandral omg.
no wife is safe anymore.

UH YES PLEASE he will braid flowers into her hair

no one period is safe lbr

steve and fandral can drink ale together and be merry little peppy husband friends HFALSKDF

dun dun duuun.

GHFIH yes. this. best neighbors.

oh my god not you again :/

GASP. sold.

Is he going to open a salon? be a personal shopper? 8D

LFMAKLSF he will probably end up doing security or something tbh shameful

RUDE

sniffs you
grimaces

She will haul him away from his boring job to talk gossip.

LMFASKDF SCREAMS i tihnk he will become a pro at gossip tbh he'll probably get so invested CACKLES

rips off shirt
rubs chest hair against your face

DEAL WITH IT

omg. Caroline is an expert at gossip. She found out ALL about Stefan ~~except that he had a brother and was a vampire~~ before first period.

SHRIEKS BAD TOUCH

LMFAKSLDF I AM honestly looking forward to this so much

what what what are u doing
look at ur life
look at ur choices

AMAZE-ZING.

u fancy huh

how does one pronounce donkus. Is it donk like donkey plus us or donk like dune-koos or d'own-kus...

/irrelevant question

don-kus! though i did teehee a lot at dune-koos

HURRAH. I had it right the first time.

Dune-koos is a great pronounciation I might go with that in my head anyway.

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