it's 1234.

[cawmemaybe]

hello! i am fizz. i'm dragging davesprite in with me. he's from homestuck that webcomic about paradox selves and other crazy shenanigans. long story short he's basically dave strider, but he isn't at the same time. he went through a different set of circumstances as triggered by one of his dumb best friends blasting off to his death. yeah.

he's verbose, he raps sometimes, he still thinks he's pretty cool, but he's less likely to fuck around than his counterpart. maybe. back in canon, he's this weird combination of part-sprite, part-ghost, part-bird with wings, but in here, he's a regular boy with a lot less smiling. striders don't smile. he's basically a dave strider clone (don't call him that) except orange.

also! he types in this orangey font with no regards to punctuation whatsoever so if you'd like to opt out of that, just tell me here.

Comments

[avicide]

hey fizz! i'm jade and i play your duplicate self 8)

if you ever need me i'm on both aim and plurk as "killkinds"

[praises]

oh look hh hatched us a son

[cawmemaybe]

hello!! i just realized i forgot to put my contact stuff up there, but i'm the windy thing (aim) and trifles (plurk). u3u it's nice to meet you.

[cawmemaybe]

but daaaaaaaaaaad

[praises]

eat your vegetables

[cawmemaybe]

birds dont eat vegetables

maybe

[uhhh]

oh,

is the bird version, of dave, a nicer version, i hope,

[cawmemaybe]

he's the grumpier, meaner, mister grinch version.

but he peeps.

[uhhh]

that's acceptable then

lET'S BE FRIENDS

[praises]

EAT YOUR GRANOLA

doritos and apple juice are not acceptable for dinner

[cawmemaybe]

but im a growing boy and growing boys need their doritos and apple juice

youre not going deprive me of necessary nutrients are you

[cawmemaybe]

maybe if youre cool enough

must be THIS COOL to befriend the feathery asshole

[sleepwalked]

HEY! im jasmine and im your resident drunken teen

i look forward to playing with you and might i say, i love your username!

[cawmemaybe]

hello!! i am real excited to play with you too /o/

and haha lsdkf thanks! *u*

[sleepwalked]

oh! ggrrr i forgot to add, if you want to add me on plurk, mine is ~batterbitch :3


annddd my aim is "madoka magica"

[fateofyears]

Sup fizz! I'm jade and I play Eiki Shiki and Madotsuki!


And this is late or whatever but I love his username haha

[cawmemaybe]

mine is trifles!! flaskfm i'm awkward about adding people on plurk but if you want to have me, i am a derp. yes. /o\

[cawmemaybe]

oh man i love madotsuki/yume nikki. i am looking forward to seeing her around! *u*

haha thank youuuu. it was a stroke of genius (stupidity).

[cosmompolitan]

I'M LEAVIN'

YOU DON'T LIKE ME

[cawmemaybe]

BYE LOSER.

[dualized]

hi son

asdkjfh late but hi, i'm michi

[cawmemaybe]

mom will you give me hugs and kisses

like the chocolate variety

fldksf never late!! hello it is a pleasure u3u

[dualized]

yeah

yeah... expect to be spoiled and doted upon

no no the pleasure is all mine o 3o

[cawmemaybe]

peeps yAYYYYY

he needs all the love he can get yes

i am super excited either way!!

[cancerousnubs]

we meet again!!! c:

LET THE CONFUSION BEGIN

[cawmemaybe]

ahhh hello!! *u*

IT'S OKAY HE'S ORANGE.

[cancerousnubs]

I apologize in advance if Karkat imagines both Daves making out with each other at some point

or do I :|a

sldkjf but yes eee uvu welcome welcome I hope you have fun here!!

[cawmemaybe]

... karkat, no. karkat no please don't include the daves your selfcesty fantasies.

(by that i mean do it.)

this is a really cozy place so far. i am really excited to be here. /o/

[cancerousnubs]

he can't help it god

would you mind terribly if I added you on plurk...again....

[cawmemaybe]

dave's gonna try and caw angrily at him until he remembers he doesn't need to caw anymore.

no, go ahead! we are castmates again IT IS ONLY RIGHT.

[cancerousnubs]

omg lskdjlfk cutie cawing

accidentally peeping

no stop how is it davesprite gives me diabetes and regular dave doesn't

YAY OK doing that

[cawmemaybe]

obviously because regular dave sucks and davesprite is the coolest/cutest one.

he's the loser who got used to being a bird even though it's only been a day but yes.

>3