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poolside2012-08-17 12:53 pm
ladyslayer) wrote in poolside2012-08-17 12:53 pm
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skitters on in here late as late can be.
good evening holly heights my name is china and i am brand spanking new here, with my very first character jake english from homestuck! the long and short of his deal is that he lives alone on hellmurder island where giant crab monsters roam and centaurs run around majestically with their udders flopping about in the breeze. there are also flying sea goats that chase you down and devour you alive, so it's pretty much the greatest tourist location ever.
jake doesn't spend a whole lot of time outside though, like any REAL adventurer he sits in his room alone talking to people he's never met on the internet. when he isn't doing that he's hopelessly glued to his screen to watch one of our modern cinematic masterpieces, like con air or mean girls 2. he looooooooves his movies and likes to think of himself as a big action hero, kicking ass and taking names.
in actuality he just gets the snot beat out of him by a robot and spends a lot of time running away from things. also once he spent far too long word-vomiting about boners to the girl he liked, because he's more a giant nerd than an action hero.
that is enough out of me though, jake will be staying in 1422 as the long lost child nobody ever wanted, and i can be reached at skirtflip over aim.
good evening holly heights my name is china and i am brand spanking new here, with my very first character jake english from homestuck! the long and short of his deal is that he lives alone on hellmurder island where giant crab monsters roam and centaurs run around majestically with their udders flopping about in the breeze. there are also flying sea goats that chase you down and devour you alive, so it's pretty much the greatest tourist location ever.
jake doesn't spend a whole lot of time outside though, like any REAL adventurer he sits in his room alone talking to people he's never met on the internet. when he isn't doing that he's hopelessly glued to his screen to watch one of our modern cinematic masterpieces, like con air or mean girls 2. he looooooooves his movies and likes to think of himself as a big action hero, kicking ass and taking names.
in actuality he just gets the snot beat out of him by a robot and spends a lot of time running away from things. also once he spent far too long word-vomiting about boners to the girl he liked, because he's more a giant nerd than an action hero.
that is enough out of me though, jake will be staying in 1422 as the long lost child nobody ever wanted, and i can be reached at skirtflip over aim.
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i'm jasmine and it's obvious that i play rolal herself. i look forward to playing with you!
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thank you for the welcome, i expect we will be seeing a lot more of each other around! *single pistol whilst adjusting fancy eyewear with a lascivious wink*.
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Hi there China! I'm Lane and I play Hiyori (Hiyokoi), Mizuki (Hana Kimi) and Mary (Ib). I am super excited to see Jake here. 8D
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ALSO HEY i think we used to play together ages ago at ddd! like back in 2009 or '10 or something.
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/screams
Is Jake going to end up bothering tiny girls? Mary is trying to be around Ib a lot because Ib is best. Plus Garry can't tell her anything if Mary is there right?
That's an important thing actually if you are familiar with Ib, which it sounds like you are.
We are all from different points/endings. XD
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i am going to swoon all over your jake okok
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can i semi-4th wall you too?? jake is going to flip it is a real life disney princess for him to protect!!!!! only not because he's a goober and she will probably end up protecting him
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I'm Jess and I just play this fella here. Hope you enjoy your stay in HH!!!
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Hey China, tis Rhi here. I just joined too, with Ai here from Hell Girl who is living either next to or across the road from Jake in 1421 so they'll probably bump into each other at some point.
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hahahah totally looking forward to this meeting I WILL ADMIT i got like 5 episodes into hell girl like a year ago so i remember next to nothing except i think ai drove people crazy and then took them to hell
that's... all i remember
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