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[cancerousnubs]

Hey y'all! Kim here bringing two new characters! One is Karkat Vantas from Homestuck, who is a pushy ornery little punk brat. Here, instead of troll horns and troll things, the strangest thing about him will be his red eyes. Dohoho. His residence will be house #1418

The other new meat is Romano from that other "H" fandom, Hetalia. If you don't know him, he's the embodiment of Southern Italy and a lazy lazy man. He's got a vendetta against muscular people and WORK. A-ahaha. I feel sorry for his new wife. He's in house #1417, by the by.

If you'd like to, you can add my plurk at HeartPocket, or my AIM as long as you let me know beforehand. Spam bots get the boot and I'd hate to accidentally boot the wrong person. :

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[edes_virag]

/CLIMBS ALL OVER

[cancerousnubs]

/HOLDS FIERCELY AND NEVER LETS GO

[nyandeshiko]

oh hey i know you hello dear

SO WHEN DOES MIMIO GET TO BOND WITH HIS NEW KID HMMMMMM 8D

[cancerousnubs]

NEVER

PARENTING IS WEIRD AND HE REJECTS IT LIKE HE REJECTS HIS NEW HUMAN MEATSUIT.

[laukr]

oh hello! Welcome to the family. Daddy!Norway is sort of getting used to parenting already.

Also, yay canonmates! ♥

[cancerousnubs]

It only just dawned on me that Norway's new son is a troll. It didn't click until this very minute lskjdf

Hello, I am very excited for all of this! <333

[beastlier]

KARKAT ♥

HI I ALSO JUST GOT HERE. My name is Sib and I play Apollo from Aquarion. He and Karkat would annoy the poo out of each other so I believe we should make them talk posthaste.

[nyandeshiko]

WHAT NO IT'S LIKE HAVING A LUSUS EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FEEDING THEM ROE CUBES YOU

YOU

idk watch movies with them and let them embarrass the hell out of you sometimes?

[goddamnironman]

welcome!! c8

[cancerousnubs]

WE ARE THE NEWBIE SQUAD, FEAR US. LMAO I am all for Karkat dishing and receiving annoyance and he'll need it to keep him grounded in this cray cray nightmare.

Hopefully I'll get his first post up tomorrow. +_+

[cancerousnubs]

Thanks! <8

Is that Tony Snark I see there

[goddamnironman]

tony shart actually ):

[cancerousnubs]

NOW HE MISSES HIS OWN LUSUS AGAIN

RUDE

Okay movies are okay finally someone who won't mock him for liking them

[cancerousnubs]

shart why shart )8 explain

[goddamnironman]

because i'm 8 and i find poop jokes funny sLFKSF expect nothing more from me honestly B)

[cancerousnubs]

;lkjsd;lf oH OKAY I thought there was a legit story behind lKSJDF

it's okay Tony is a poopface anyway

[nyandeshiko]

WHAT NO NOT RUDE SO MUCH JUST

BLUNT

VERY VERY BLUNT

well duh why would he mock them obviously some of his best ideas had to come from them I mean pretending to sleep to get a kiss pure genius straight from hollywood

[laukr]

He will give no fucks. xD In fact, it feels more like home now. BRING IN THE FATHER SON TIMES... -- wait?

me too! :3

[goddamnironman]

HAHAHHA NO sadly no legit story i am so disappointing in this moment the illustrious tony shart welcomes you, young nugget

[sauna]

Hi, angry people! Welcome to HH (haha it goes with the H theme you have going there). Hope you enjoy your stay. c:

[cancerousnubs]

It's not like I like angry characters or anything!!

--pfff HH. I am looking forward to great shenanigans with you lot!! <:

[sauna]

Oh, shenanigans will definitely be had. ;)

[hortus]

hiiiiiii!

i'm emilie, and i play jade, obvs. c:

nice to meet you!!

[deanimated]

Hi!! I'm Jess. And this is Giselle, your new wife.

Who, lucky you, loves housework!!! But you should join her because it's more fun to clean house together...!

[ex_husband711]

oh god romano and karkat how do you handle so much anger......?!?! i'm really amused karkat is norway's son, though.

anyway, hello! i am emi and it is so great to get more hetalias i hope we can collect 'em all like pokemon. ;( i hope you enjoy your stay here!!! also i shall add you on plurk if you don't mind o/ i am arousal

[cancerousnubs]

:> Ciao ciao!

I hope you're looking forward to these two interacting as much as I ammm!

;w; <3

[hortus]

i'm so excited you don't even know bb

♥ ♥ ♥

[chigi]

Unfortunately, he makes more of a mess when he tries to clean. 8(

He is good for cooking and snuggling though... And romantic Italian dates.

[deanimated]

That's okay 8( I hope he likes random singing. And disappearing curtains...and being stuck in the Disney friend zone forever 8D

[chigi]

THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE INTERESTING, of course!

Omg I feel so sorry for her Roma is such a jerk... and she seems so sweet ;7;

I need to watch this movie btw.

[cancerousnubs]

MY SECRET IS THAT I'M ALWAYS ANGRY /hulks out

BUT NAW, I've discovered that they're both pretty different in terms of their anger and why they express it. And-- oh my gourd, Hetamon, gotta catch 'em all. 8|

I DO NOT MIND THE PLURK ADD even if I think I already accepted your friendship on plurk ffff

[deanimated]

Hehehehe...

You should!! It's really not as sickening as one would think. It basically just makes fun of itself the whole time.