This planet is full.

[amant]

I see that there's a trend of nation-flavored introductions here. I see that it's horribly lacking of a truly fabulous individual though, but am to remedy that. I'm sure that's what you all really wanted. No. Really. Truly. Fabulous. I'd offer gifs or pretty pictures but we don't need that tomfoolery here. Actually, I'm just pretty damned lazy. At least I'm honest.

I'm Jackie and I'm toting around this French guy here for laughs. He will be getting to know your character better, because he insists on being a good neighbor or something like that. It's all candy-coating for the fact he'll probably be hitting on your character whether or not he or said character is romantically interested. It's just how it goes. French guy is just France from that sausage-fest known as Axis Powers Hetalia. Yes, it's the fandom that never dies. Sorry guys.

He will hopefully own a cafe during his stay at Holly Heights. All pretty gents needing a job or the best cup of coffee ever need just walk through the door.

Again, I'm pretty awkward at these OOC intros and always do them when it's late at  night but if you'd like to plot or just say hello, my plurk is here and I promise I don't bite. I look forward to playing with you all.




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Comments

[paluszki]

I feel like everybody I know is gathering here. A hive of sorts...

You know me. You know this guy. Also if you want to open a cafe with France you should totes have him do it in the World Plaza. Just sayin'.

Wow I should welcome you before I recruit you. Geesh. Welcome, Jackie! Have fun! Poland demands France and him hang for some hair treatment funsies.

[romanum]

hi

[volcanic]

Oh gosh hi Jackie!!! I've never played with your France before, I'm pretty excited. /chinhands

[amant]

You guys and your recruiting hives. It's scary. But wonderful.

But scary. x(

Would Poland come for a bite to eat? Ofc he would. Not even giving a chance to say no.

[amant]

Hi husband. xoxoxox ...or something.

[paluszki]

Of course duh. He'd invite France to his restaurant but we'd all know that'd go.

we also eat our young

[ex_astraphobe484]

[amant]

Here I am, chinhanding back. I do like me some Icelands. I'll up that pretty to really excited. Thanks for the welcome!

[amant]

[amant]

WHY ARE YOU POLISH DUDES SO CANNIBALISTIC GOSH

Prime rib's a bit gamey this season.

[paluszki]

WOW NOT LIKE THAT

GEESH

[amant]

THEN HOW DOES ONE suck a fuck EAT THEIR YOUNG AND NOT HAVE IT BE THAT WAY? RIDDLE ME THIS, LADY.

[paluszki]

...GOOD QUESTION.

IT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS

[amant]

IT IS OMG. I'M SO TIRED.

And yet I feel like if I'm not starting off a new game by making myself look like an ass it isn't quite right.

[paluszki]

We discussed whatever we just discussed. Job well done I must say.

[awe_sama]

He'd better give Prussia a job. |:

[watchesyoujump]

oh hi i play your daughter

/is still kind of screaming and laughing

I'm Lane and it's nice to meet you Jackie! I just added you on Plurk as Lanekana. XD

[amant]

...that username is wonderful. I had to look at it for a second but that's just because I woke up and I swear it JUST TOOK A SECOND SHHH.

Prussia is going to eat him out of business. He'll have to sign a waiver or something.

If we have have to deny a customer a meal because you ate it all it's coming out of your ass. And paycheck.

[amant]

You poor thing! Rome and France as your parents... oh God. So bad. It'll be a good time though, promise. <3

Lane, it's a pleasure to be pretend!family with your darling.

[awe_sama]

Okay I believe you. I'm pretty proud of it. All of my other usernames are awful.

He won't eat everything. Just the tasty things. Just stick him out on the street with a sandwich board or something. He might actually be good at that.

[amant]

It's French. It's all tasty. x(

...lmao that's almost mean. That'll be his punishment duty. During winter.

[awe_sama]

Not enough potatoes. |:

France'll end up with cold hands up his shirt then.

[amant]

...rude on so many accounts. So ruuuuude.

See if he cooks him any sausage. Or sweets. Just see!

okaywhateverdudeyou'reanassbuthe'llkeepyou

[laukr]

Oh. Hello. And welcome. :3c All the happy sausages.

I'm Piipa, and playing this asshole right here.

Still me! :)

[littlechick]

Yeah she just lost her last ones who she got along with really well.

Are you canon familiar with Hana Kimi by any chance?

I look forward too it myself. XD

[bierchen]

Why hello there.

So excited! He will hire her to work at the cafe, right? Her cuisine and all that French influence. Obviously she can be trusted in the kitchen.

[pierce_villiers]

Uguuu~ ;a; hi! I'm Kitty, and I'll be playing your son Pierce. He's a skittish coffee addict that's technically a dormouse.

<333

[amant]

I am completely canon blind but I'm always up for new things. <3 I was actually in the mood for recommendations as of late because goodness, what else am I going to procrastinate with?

Best worst parents ever.

[amant]

Put it on a bun and we're golden.

Bun. Asshole. It's all a roundabout way of implying Things. Hm. :Ta

[amant]

He'd be insane not to hire her. After all, she does know how to cook and has a lovely personality. She'd bring in the regulars. x( <3

[amant]

SON! Hahaha I honestly feel bad for the kids having these two for parents. It should be okay though. His sanity will remain intact. Maybe.

[pierce_villiers]

Don't count on it |D He thinks everyone is out to get him, this is why he drinks so much coffee, so he doesn't have to sleep long and be at their mercy.

[amant]

alsdkslf

France will open up the cafe and supply his poison of choice. Like a good mother. Father. He's an accommodating man.

[pierce_villiers]

He'll be so glad *^* And cheese! He hopes there will be plenty of cheese!

[amant]

Papa is French. There's more cheese than you can take a fondue bath in.

8D

[watchesyoujump]

This is why I'm glad I ask! XD In her canon Mizuki pretends to be a boy to get into a school. She's still doing that here. He last "mom" figured it out and asked her about it but she'll be more careful this time. Main worry is so no one from home finds out. Ironically her two canonmates both know. She only knows one of them does though.

[pierce_villiers]

He loves this already ;a;

[awe_sama]

If France doesn't cook for him, then Prussia will have to cook for himself. In France's kitchen. And France'll have to live with the results.

:D

[beyourwarmth]

omfg big brother france!