Holly Heights: Perform unheard of DOUBLE MARYAM ACQUISITION COMBO

[liberatrix]

Sup, folks? My name's Hustino and I am bringing you one Porrim Maryam from that obscure web-thingy Homestuck, all due to the cast being straight-up ravenous. I mean nice. Yeah.

Anyone unfamiliar with the Homestucks, Porrim here is Kanaya Maryam's ancestor. Also descendant. She is from an alternate reality blah blah blah, doesn't matter. She has a very striking physical resemblance to Kanaya (due to sort of being like genetic clones?) and similar interests, such as being a meddlesome fussy mother figure, enjoying fashion, and also normally being a SPACE VAMPIRE. She has a few other differences, however, such as actually being a self-confident person capable and willing to speak her mind, as well as being about 20 instead of 14.

Her interests include FEMINISM, FASHION, FLIRTING and GOSSIP.

And as with the other characters, she types in a very wacky and crazy style.

Actually, no, she types entirely no+rmally, with no+rmal punctuation, grammar, and syntax, albeit in the same shade of green as Kanaya, but adds a plus sign after the letter O. This is because, well.



She is living at 1444 with Yoko and Sai as their new wife and mom, respectively.

You can feel free to friend or contact me via plurk at fustino. I look forward to playing with everyone!!

Comments

[hemoerotic]

hot

[liberatrix]

tell me something i don't know

[nukeoleptic]

hayyy

[liberatrix]

and you are????

[sleepwalked]

look at dis babe

wrong journal fff

[laukr]

Sai here, mom, please just accept the fact that son doesn't know what a family does. So he'll be doing his ninja things in his bedroom. o7

[liberatrix]

babes everywhere

[liberatrix]

Sai your new mom is a vampire alien from a race that reproduces via a giant moth monster.

She don't know shit 'bout families either.

[horn]

hes here

[liberatrix]

[horn]

and she
miss maryam your boobs r all looking stunning today honk honk

[liberatrix]

[horn]

fuckin dayglow bitches aint shit

[liberatrix]

yeah w/e u say clown

[horn]

honk honk ;o)

[liberatrix]

/touches inappropriately

[horn]

yall maryam ladies move fast






i know u only want me for my blood

[liberatrix]

it tastes like grapes???

[horn]

a rare delicacy

[catsoleum]

baby baby

hello hello! im annabelle, i play rose and i have been waiting for this quiet excitedly. ill be adding you on plurk if you dont mind ♥

[maidofcakes]

Woo, Porrim!

I'm Julia! I'd like to add you on plurk (trippingeyes) if that's okay?

[avicide]

hay gurl hay

jade here with dave 8) feel free to slide me in with the plurk add train at killkinds, if you're so inclined!

[liberatrix]

Hello! Go right ahead!

[liberatrix]

Yes, go right ahead!

[liberatrix]

jade playing dave

There is a joke somewhere in there.

[avicide]

I KNOW!!! I STILL HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE IT OUT YET i wish someone would so i could introduce myself with it all the time

[shippingtoibiza]

Yo! Sorry I'm a little late; had a crapton of uni work. Welcome to the household!

[liberatrix]

That's okay!! I hope Yoko is ok with being married to a sexy space vampire.

[shippingtoibiza]

She'll... get used to it, I'm sure.

Hope Porrim's okay with being married to the liberal drunkard teacher ever.

[liberatrix]

I think those are things she can handle pretty easily.

[shippingtoibiza]

Then everything will be fine!