asjdlasjd I just pictured that and I can't stop laughing it's almost like I want to see this happen /morbid. B-BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT actually the question is now who does have the giant balls to go ninja around with a totally delicious cake. God Mamoru we're never giving you surprise birthday parties.

LOL THE BEST BIT IS it really does make him sound so old. Let's just old person brofist here.