two blondes for the price of one

[salujas]

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the QUALITY Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through brionacs, or just PM the character's account. Let us roll with our hideousness, hhbros.

Comments

[antiviolence]

This is now canon. Shizuo and Izumo is related.

also HI!

[warmest]

And that would be perfectly fine with this guy. :') Come Shizuo, get adopted into HOMRA.

I'm looking forward to playing with you aah ♥

[kida]

Kicking your a-... OK, probably not. XD
Tsukuyo would probably get along with Shizuo, I think. Go figure.

Yeah, exactly! The voice actors can really add something to the experience, for me. (And I can use them as an excuse to myself and claim I'm studying Japanese just because I'm listening to it.) I do think a good anime is better than a good manga for that reason - but then, a lot of anime adaptations are just not that well done. -_-

[composure]

but otoutochan.....

ksafjjf no i want cr with shizuo oh my god, hi i'm michi i play shizuo's... long lost twin brother?????

[salujas]

Sure is! Shizuo could always use... you know, smoking buddies?

...And this is where I'm going to say that Alibaba is Walker, Shizuo is Sinbad, and Anri is Kougyoku.

[salujas]

o-oniichan... i've been looking forever for you...

lol of course. this is just like dreams come true. also i am brion and i play izumo's long lost twin


wrong account but w/e

[salujas]

same here, same here :3

[composure]

o-oh......

dream cr, lbr

akjfkas i hope you don't mind if i add you on plurk o/

[kida]

Yesss, this is good. They can smoke silently and be self-made outcasts(ish) together.

*SNORT* Don't set things on fire, Alibaba! You need a Kadota to keep you in line, and unfortunately we don't have one!

[antiviolence]

i-i've missed you, you know

we're off to create a legend here

also, instant approved :D

[salujas]

But it's all about

[heiwajima_kasuka]

... Weirdo hair?

(Oops, wrong account. Oh well.)

[antiviolence]

aliens, you know.

AJKSJIJDHSJH Kashka pls

[shinigamidayuu]

Ah, that explains it.

Guess he likes his cameos.

[zetsubous]

it's a win-win situation for us all!

you know, since he's stuck here for the rest of his life...

and done!

[kamichika]

lAUGHING SO HARD SDFHKHSDF HI DAD......

Rio is apparently your new daughter?! It should be pretty cool!! she's about as quiet as Kasuka only with +100 Mild Fear and -100 Self-defense skills... and is probably going to end up doing all the chores

(she also hates izaya with burning passion

please let us bond over having our lives mildly ruined by the same person)

[antiviolence]

WHAT IS THIS MINDFUCKERY DJSKAL HI DAUGHTIE.

Okay, he's going to be grateful that he got you as a daughter instead of other random persons. When he have enough of venting his frustration of suddenly being a dad, tho.

DO NOT TAINT YOUR HANDS, DAUGHTER. Let papa do all the killing.

[kamichika]

AHAHAHA. NO BIG DEAL HE WON'T REALLY NEED TO BE A DADDY ANYWAY -- he'll arguably be an improvement over her real dad shfkjdfhskdf that loser only knows how to tell bad jokes and cheat on her mom

BUT YES GOOD GOOD. do you mind if i join in on the serra/shizuo thread or should i open up a new one? DO WE WANT A THREE-WAY THREAD or what hahaha i think we all live in various time zones so it might take a while if we do that but i'm not sure

[salujas]

OKAY WE CAN ALL AGREE that 1457 is going to be the best house ever, NO? Mom with toysexual, Overly low temper Dad, and a linefacing Daughter, and maybe an extra one.

Personally, it's extra fine with me! Assuming Serra-mun is okay too, tho. BUT I DO WANT MY FAMILY BONDING.

[kamichika]

OK OK I TAGGED!! i guess now we'll have to wait for serra-mun to wake up

[rukhkin]

WOW SO LATE TO THE PARTY

you sure are popular for someone so unpopular, alibaba-kun c:

but ahhh *u* congratulations for getting in, brion! I AM SO EXCITED I CAN'T EVEN FKDJSHFGJS now i finally have an alibaba to bother.

[salujas]

reimiiiiii *w* HOW DO I CONTAIN THIS EXCITEMENT- AND YES, bother him as thou will!

the popularity is thanks to Shizuo, def

[assaghira]

even later than Reimi oops but AHHH ALIBABA. TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH TO SHOW UP. ♥

Hi, Brion, I'm Loki, I play everyone's favorite water magician general (it's totally a legit title), Yamraiha, and dorky sun god Apollo who no1curr about yet because I haven't even ooc introed. :> It's nice to meet you!

[salujas]

Heroes arrive the latest, general rule, bby~

Also hi Loki. Alibaba could definitely use more boobies in his life so it's all appreciated. Nice to meet you too!

[outspoken]

i am always ok with everything

look at me go with the flow like a sea turtle

winging everything like an albatross