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and here i was just sitting on tumblr, doing nothing

sometimes i do things and it's like holy shit self what are you doing but i do them anyway and that leads to a lot of different things happening at once but! but then i realize that's okay and i can multitask and that is just so damn beautiful

now! hello, Holly Heights, i'm Squee and i am bringing in some dick named America from Hetalia! he is... pretty much the embodiment of the American Dream and because of that, he's a great guy! an all American boy down to the last drop of blood! in fact, here is his application for reference!

he's in house 1447, so hit me up my beautiful wife and children, his mailbox is here haha i'm sorry, housemates, about the obnoxious sticker.

AND SUPER IMPORTANT America has a permission post because he is very likely to know a lot of canons here! so help me out with fourth wall stuff or not. more info on that post!

now to top off this intro post, my plurk is

batnyan and my aim is chinhands! feel free to add me on plurk since i have... absolutely no one on there in this game. h-haha that's what spur of the moment apps will do to you. andddd one more thing!

you're welcome

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mmmmmm nope. I had that American Dream thing covered.

You can go home now.

why you gotta be like that, cap

god bless you

see, that's my type of bird right there

i was joking. i love you. :C

gross sobbing!!!

i expect really amazing bro times between these two LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY GLORY DAYS, SON

my beautiful majestic america you.

yes. good. /sits down for storytime

everything is american and nothing hurts!!!

FDKJSLJKL HELLO hi can we do things

/discreetly.....touches...............

we can do so many things, things that are just OUT OF THIS WORLD

you've got the thi and i've got the ings, baby

wait that's two i's too many

damnit!!!

nice to know his dad has good tastes

yes! everything!

son!!! i will make you so american, i will make you so american it will HURT COME HERE SON, LET'S PLAY CATCH!!!

oh my god i love you

no he's japanese stop it hurts THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT FUCK YOU OLD MAN

hi Squee! I'm Yana and I play Taiwan and Nadeko and I am really excited for America oh gosh oh gosh

hahahaha

take a picture of that sticker, because your daughter's getting rid of it

PLAY CATCH WITH ME GOD DAMN YOU!!!

hello hello!!! i am excited too!!! THIS WHOLE THING IS SO EXCITING

yeah as if you can even reach the mailbox, short stuff

okay i'll play catch WITH YOUR FACE yeah mhm how do you like them apples i bet you don't :/

:\

heehee~

i will throw you

UHKASUDHLLDKAJSHASLDJSA

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