I won't lie, I'll be the first to talk about how awful both of them are. I won't bore you with the feelings and the wordvomit because I bore myself to tears, oho.

I think I evolved into curmudgeon a few years ago and now I'm just half that, half I give no craps Barkley shut up and jam, er. What I mean to say is life's too short, I don't have unlimited free time, and I just want to enjoy myself. :')