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[shearmalice]

Hi, Holly Heights!

I'm Grey, the same player who's playing Natsuki from Utapri, with another cheerful character!

This here's Maria from Arakawa Under the Bridge. She's a sweet lady who always has a smile on her face and a song in her heart.

This might be that song.

Youtube deleted the subbed version of that song but that's okay. That way we can pretend that she's saying some very nice things to the nice pervert cross-dresser lolicon man who's wearing a nun outfit.

You can contact me using the usual methods and if you could answer a few questions for me, that would be cool.

Thanks for having me again, Holly!

Comments

[castofthought]

Ahhh!!! Yes! Maria. It's so nice to see someone playing her from that canon (there needs to be MORE!!). Why do you happen to play characters I adore?

(Uhh... this is Jade (Eiki-mun)) and this is Madotsuki from Yume Nikki, who's also p. new.

[shearmalice]

More people should app from this canon. Join me?

I've wanted to try Yume Nikki for a while. I think I have it downloaded here somewhere. But I'm a coward who can't get past episode 02 of Ib so I'm not sure how well that would go.

[heirjirikawa]

time to watch arakawa again!! i can only remember a few things and that's wanting to play that loli girl slash mafia kingpin.

also ren better hit on maria so we can popcorn.gif.

there's even a lamb sheep in this video. totally ren's territory over here.

[shearmalice]

Stella! Who transforms into this muscle-y thing...

okok let's think of choice insults right now.

And wow, Ren. Don't touch the sheep, you bestial deviant.

[heirjirikawa]

. . .

oh

that's right

she turns

into a burly man-girl















let me just stick with kise =A=

[castofthought]

Oh man oh man we shall see.... but I'll prolly be stalking your threads like mo.om anyways.

[shearmalice]

An adorable burly man girl... kind of. Could be worse. Could be one of those iron masked twins.

:'C but my pseudo-daughter

[shearmalice]

I'll try not to disappoint.

[heirjirikawa]

do we really want stella and maria in one game?

do we really want to destroy this entire game with our hideousness, grey?

[heirjirikawa]

lol random icon why did you give me this icon

[shearmalice]

Yes.

[shearmalice]

see? even random icon agrees with me!

[taopioca]

Maria!! This is awesome not only because Arakawa is awesome, but also because Maria is clearly a prime target for Tao. JUST DON'T KILL HER WHEN IT INEVITABLY OCCURS

[shearmalice]

Tao's a girl. I think it will be okay.

Maria will have a lot to say to her father though. :|

[taopioca]

Uh oh. Run while you still can, Akihiko!

[shearmalice]

hohohohohoho

[goddamnironman]

LMFAO THIS SONG

is she dtf tho
this is relevant

[shearmalice]

what does that even mean D8

[goddamnironman]

LKFMASF OH NO IT'S A JOKE it
means

down to fuck

[shearmalice]

oh well

if bernie doesn't give tony as much love as he deserves

come to maria's house or something 8Db

[goddamnironman]

oh

oh


excellent
B)))))))

[smackdown]

god i fucking love this canon and i fucking love maria i have an account lying around for her too

I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY AGAINST HER OMG

[smackdown]

ALSO i tried to enable you a sister but the mun said he wasn't confident enough in his voice yet

BUT MAYBE IN THE FUTURE?? I'M TRYING

[shearmalice]

I am apologizing in advanced for whatever horrors their interactions might cause.

If it helps sweeten the deal, tell the mun I'm willing to make all the Sister icons he needs? I'm willing to do that for everyone who apps from Arakawa actually. /grabby hands for cast mates

[smackdown]

don't be ridiculous i will relish these horrors

HAHAHA i will let him know! i think i'm just gonna try to bully him into it

i also know someone who plays nino but she'd probably be a harder fish to catch

that was a terrible pun

[shearmalice]

I know someone who plays Recruit but I can't think of any asthma related puns that have to do with me not making any promises enabling is hard.