there's part-time and a fire department (idk why he hasn't been one in canon, imagine the fanservice for that!).

i'm basically using my hatred of the reboot to rekindle my childhood love of awful costumes and the elderly (but there's something charming about the fact the jsa is like clothing-blind?). i really hope you get some ic jokes about it.

you're very much welcome. please note, i do have a tendency to tl;dr as much as my character(s), so prepare your body.