HI DAD, SORRY FOR SKIPPING SCHOOL IN ADVANCE also altering his fangirl to have hundred powers only to cancel said powers in favor of new world keron order and cola coming out of faucets.

He's a pretty terrible son anyways so it all balances out, no matter how smart he is. It's like having Ke$ha a son, except fascinated to weird aliens instead of party hard. And, he's more of a cat person but I'm pretty sure he'd eventually get used to dogs! Or just not be ever at home ever again.