*gunshots

[guarder]

YEAH

hello, everyone! i'm ale (mun of the student council president) and i guess i'm announcing an official return from hiatus?? maybe?! rather, i've been dreadfully slow with tags these last few months, but as school's out that should pick up in speed now!

anyway, with me i'm also bringing robert from hare+guu. his hobbies include waving guns around, ranting about terrorists, and misreading the atmosphere. he's kind of a handful, ngl! he was here a few months ago for a bit, but this time around he'll be staying in 1410 with green oak. looking forward to getting the ball rolling!!

if you want to contact me for any reason, i can be reached through pm or at slays. thanks!

Comments

[shipwrecking]

oh no..........

[guarder]

wow ur rude

[volcanic]

only four houses down, i see...

[guarder]

oh boy oh boy

don't worry he'll try to keep any fires contained :")

[volcanic]

if it's a worst case scenario iceland can always sic hong kong on robert i guess??

[guarder]

this is true............ talk about fun ruining

well what about tea parties and shit then

[volcanic]

tea is for wussies

which means sure i bet hk will invite robert over and iceland will have no choice but to deal?? i'm sorry i play a tool

[guarder]

LMFAO... IF hk invites him over... and even if ice is a tool he will befriend him, so!!

[gorillatama]

officially gets a wet towel to slap bottoms with

[guarder]

NOOOO

[gorillatama]

winds up towel w/powerful windmill and bara arms
a windmill made of bara arms

[guarder]

he never asked for this!!!!

[gorillatama]

that's EXACTLY WHY! kondo's so in tune to robert's feelings that he just knows...duh!

[guarder]

you're right... he actually didn't even know? he wanted it? yet here we are, dreams being realized

[gorillatama]

sweet dreams are made of this

[bauhinia]

I'm so excited.

Hong Kong is ready to employ him again if he so desires. w;A;w So glad to see him back!

[bauhinia]

This will be Fun.

[guarder]

who is he to disagree... arigatou gozaimasu

[guarder]

who wouldn't want to work for hk tho

lbr here

[bauhinia]

It's true. Hong Kong is an excellent boss. He pays well and he's a Cool Dude and he now has EVEN MORE OPTIONS FOR EMPLOYMENT, 'cause yeah he runs the strip club now.

Bobert was always one of his best employees!!

[guarder]

strip club....... !!that reminds me i want to tag his post but i wasn't going to do anything w/ him until like tomorrow, is it ok if i post and then like. tag that afterwards

wow that was awkwardly worded but i tried

he'd be even better if there was violence involved but appreciates the sentiment

[bauhinia]

No, it's all good! You tag whenever you like! I'm not fussed, promise.

Ozone needs a bouncer, that could involve violence. And yeah, it's true that was always something HK was wary about, but I like to think they had a mutually respectful relationship!!

[guarder]

awesome!!

it's a shame npcs aren't programmed to break da rulez, he'll just have to make-believe that they are... but yes feel free to give him any odd job ever in addition, it would be a dream come true

[bauhinia]

England had a head of security at the strip club, but I know the person who was Ozone's bouncer dropped. There's also no security at the zoo, which is something that should totally be corrected!!

[guarder]

omg security at the zoo pls

tHINK OF ALL THE HIDING PLACES