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DROPS IN!!!

hi holly heights, i'm aida and bringing you this girl from the marvel cinematic universe! for those of you unfamiliar with her canon she's basically JAMES BOND but with a better rack and is a ginger and was once russian. :') she's taken post-avengers because HA HA HA EARLY INTERNATIONAL RELEASE DATES which also means all of her app is like a WALKING SPOILER, so instead i steer you to this darling videoclip if you need to know about her. she'll be living in 1416 so like idk come say hi ~~at your own expense ha ha ha her name is the black widow remember fuck cupcakes!!!~~

you can reach me at plurk (eschers) although i do warn you i ALMOST NEVER plurk about anything game related because i have the attention span of a FLEA. you can reach me on gmail too, but i'm like 99.9% of the time on plurk so please add me and be my friend and laugh at all my butt jokes (there are a lot of those sorry mom sorry god) :'(

BONUS i forgot to mention. i live in new zealand (gmt+12) so i'm on at really odd hours -- if i don't reply, it's not because i don't want to. i'm just probably asleep!

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you're funny i like you!!!!!!!!!!!

now bend over and let me stick it in stark :')

well

turns around
bends over

):

spanks

yes good

:)

so your husband is a dweeb
you should

do

stuff

with me

alone
at hotels?????

what do you mean he is a dweeb have you his butt that knocks like at least ten points off the dweebometer

idk stark keep dreaming unless it's like a super secret avengers meeting in which case yes good

(unless you're into erotic asphyxiation i guess
which i mean
you know
high percentage of death there

so yes hotels are a go)

excuse you what is this????? stop hitting on his wife ~~the only one you'll be allowed to bang is him~~