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THE DOCTOR IS IN~~SANE~~

greetings, holly heights! the name's wivi, and i'll be bringing you one(1) doctor shuu iwamine from that fuckin pigeon game, hatoful boyfriend. he is a fat bird in canon, but worry not; he has been put inside his official gijinka form. then again, you can pluck the feathers from the body, but not pluck the bird from the body... or something.

he is a dipshit of gigantic proportions and has an inferiority complex roughly the size of jupiter, so expect to hear a lot about how cool and strong and TOTALLY HARDCORE!!!! he is and how he is definitely not a loser. he'll be coming in fresh from the extended ending of the full version's unique storyline, so he'll be a little less hysterical, but the keyword here is "little" since this is shuu we're talking about. if you want the full tl;dr, feel free to peek at his application, though keep in mind that it's very heavy on the spoilers.

he'll be in 1446 in the position of a very angry and confused spouse! but don't worry; being the idiot he is, you can safely expect him to spend a good few weeks barely being able to walk.

if you want to get in touch with me for easy plotting,

chukar is the way to go, as i have a tendency to forget that aim exists. just be aware that i also play shuu in an 18+ game (yes, yes, i know, wivi why would you ever), so my plurk has its fair share of nsfw material. approach with caution if that's not your cup of tea!

be gentle with me...

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wait he's a partridge and partridges are pheasants aren't they
that's a different order of birds from pigeons...

still. do they like bats? google isn't producing results i need to know if this marriage can work

ALSO HI WIVI. I'm Jackie~ NICE TO MEET YOU.

Edited 2012-08-05 03:42 (UTC)

I AM SO STOKED TO HAVE HIM END UP WITH BRUCE WAYNE

oh yes, they are.
he's a pheasant in a game called a pigeon game.

i cannot say for sure, but i'm certain shuu would love bats!! he likes things that other people are terrified by, yes he does... very much so. though sadly he is kind of extremely fixated on one person, so i don't know if he'll get into this marriage...

but who cares about what shuu wants I KNOW I DON'T

hi jackie! i'm really excited to meet you and play with bruce! please do help shuu's sorry ass fail a little less at this whole being human thing.

he needs it.

why does every doctor bruce meets like things that scare people...

AHAHA hello bruce will motivate him into not being a failure at pulling off human things.
BRUCE WAYNE: LIFE COACH.

must be something in the water at medical school

BAH!!!!
HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP OR PITY, HUMAN!
/proceeds to fall down the stairs

oh, i like this already. give it a few months and he'll probably eat bread crumbs out of bruce's palm. or preen him.

it's always the water isn't it

LMAO HAHAHA

as long as he doesn't try to feed him regurgitated worms

always that darn water

aww don't worry bruce
he knows you primates can't appreciate such delicacies

i hope you don't mind me asking, but do you use plurk?
i'd love a chance to plot things and discuss stuff in more detail. ♥

though i can always... be told to get my ass on aim...

iii doo use plurk i am chickendance on plurk

and aim, which i am on like all the time and answer immediately to is lovelywaifu juust so you know♥

lovely

do you mind if i add?
since they're going to be married whether they like it or not.

not at all! add away~!
forced marriages are the best ones amirite

also whoops personal journal

i love forced marriages
especially for grumps like this one

D'OH AND I FORGOT

my aim is iwameanie!

i will put you in my buddylist!

i will do the same!