nobody gives a crap about trees guys

[thneed]

It's Jackie again (that lady who plays batman, captain america, and a pair of boobs attached to a zombie-fighting cheerleader). My goal in life appears to be to have the weirdest character line-up ever... so in reaching that goal:

Here's The Once-ler. He's from that movie/book/dr.seuss-y thing called The Lorax that supports Captain Planet because where will the cute bears frolic if not in trees? Yeah. Anyway. This guy will be the best/worst neighbor ever because he will make you awesome pancakes, invent you cool things, then play guitar really loudly in the most annoying way possible and run over your dog with his car. Oops.

He'll be in 1413 with that poor poor family.

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[6collegecredits]

yes. excellent.

mwahaha.

[thneed]

they're going to look like the most hipster couple ever it's ridiculous.

[6collegecredits]

the hipsterest.

[sleepwalked]

im sobbing

string bean qt

[thneed]

hahaha

nah

[rararanma]

oh hi new not!dad

[thneed]

hey not!kid of mine

[afternoontea]

LMAO. Weirdest character line-up. Ha ha. GOLD STAR.

;; Ahhhhhh I am excited for Once-ler. SOMEONE NEEDS TO WELCOME HIM WITH SMORES AND BAGS OF MARSHMALLOWS.

[thneed]

is it the 'you tried' gold star or a pretty one?

HE WOULD LOVE THAT

[glamandfame]

A pretty glittering one C:

CAMPING OUTSIDE IN THE BACKYARDS Y/Y? LMAO, like if either of my muses would do that. Ha ha. I'LL FIND AN EXCUSE FOR ONE OF THEM TO BRING HIM SMORES OR MARSHMALLOWS, OR IDK.

[thneed]

HE HAS

A GUITAR

And then via song and dance routine he will convince her to eat marshmallows.

[glamandfame]

LMAO, Jackie. If he can do that flawlessly he'll get all the marshmallows and pancakes she can give. Because poor girl won't even eat her dad's pies.

[thneed]

ohhhh dear sharpaaaaay
try this fluff
on this daaaay
because it's some awesome stuff
do do do

Like that.

[glamandfame]

MARSHMALLOW FLUFF.

OMG I'M SOLD.

[cosmompolitan]

Haha oh man I just realized I've already introduced myself to you twice without realizing. WELL THIS IS MILDLY EMBARRASSING.

Anyway hi again, I'm Asher, again.

[thneed]

MY GOD YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

Hi Asher. How's it going?

[cosmompolitan]

I'm not everywhere, I'm only in these two places! With one character apiece! I should not be this embarrassing to myself!

It's going pretty well, should be actually IC introing soon instead of stalking everything like a stalky stalker.

[thneed]

Two places can be everywhere to me. I don't get out much.

but stalking is so much fun...