Drum roll please

[independence]

Howdy, y'all! My name's Jackie and I'm here to play America of Axis Powers Hetalia. He's cocky and a doofball and far too loud, but I guess that can be endearing. Maybe sort of. Either way, he's here to spread American pride so look out for those stars and stripes!

He'll be living in 1423, and all sorts of family/neighbor/anyone CR is very welcome! Nice to meet you guys, and I hope to see you all 'round the 'burbs!

Comments

[ex_husband711]

UM OUCH???? rude :\

yes they can bond.... bond so hardcore... over trashy dance music or something idk

[independence]

o sry did i hurt ur feelings, 4-eyes

yes... along with IKEA and meatballs and which brand of glasses wipes are the best or something



or they can just communicate in grunts

that'll do

[ex_husband711]

you lookin in the mirror, son

there's an ikea here!!!!! cmon son visit not-papa at work :^) and buy things.

yeah that works nothing like cavemen grunts best form of communication really

[independence]

nonsense, one of us actually has facial expressions

I SAW!! I can't wait for America to buy tons of furniture he doesn't need and then never figure out how to assemble anything. so he just uses the boxes it all came in as makeshift coffee tables...


mm yes of course, how succinct and poetic

[ex_husband711]

i'm offended :\

yes perfect. DON'T WORRY just call/text him and he'll fix it up for free because he knows people just aren't cultured enough like him. :")

beautiful language