you think you're being funny but you're being really really childish.

[unsanctified]

OH!

Didn't see you there, Holly Heights...

SO, AWBREY AGAIN, mun of Buffy Summers, bringing in a whole different kind of animal here. This is Sam Winchester from the ginormous CW entertainment tycoon, Supernatural.




He's coming in from Season 5, Episode 3, "Free to be You and Me" because INDEPENDENCE IS IMPORTANT OKAY? IT IS. No but really it's just a fun canon point to play with. Despite the landlord knowing his name and it being obviously written on the door envelope he will probably lie to each and every single person he meets about his name and who he actually is because his life is a freakshow and he knows it. Also because it seems like whenever people get really close to him they die.

He doesn't want that.



He's living at 1406. And he has TWO KIDS!!! but no wife. His head may indeed explode before all of this is over. UM HIS CHILDREN ARE APOLLO (beastlier) AND GAREKI (tsunderekun) SO UM... THAT'LL BE FUN. :D Hello in advance, those who play Sam's sudden and extremely illegitimate children.

Contact info is the usual. PM this journal, email evadingdamnation@gmail, for fastest results. enkindle is the plurk for those who might like to add me! :D EXCITED!

Also this is my humble catch-all greeting for every single intro that I didn't actually get around to commenting to. I seriously have read them all, and I want to comment to every single one but there is not enough time in my day to give everybody the love and excitement they deserve SO I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW. I apologize to not individually commenting to all of you ;___; because I really really want to but I want everybody to know that I'm psyched to get CR and everything with each and every one of you! SO MUCH LOVE in this game already. ♥

inb4 'you talk too much on intros shhhh'

Comments

[beastlier]

HELLO DAD.......? lmfao

SUP I'M SIB I play Apollo obviously, his new unruly child who eats all the food and smells like a dog. this will be interesting....

[unsanctified]

oh my god don't eat the salad

sam can't live without salad

HELLO SON ;`;

[unsanctified]

HELLO SIB IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU

[beastlier]

APOLLO LIKES MEAT BETTER his salad will live for now...

[unsanctified]

here's hoping gareki doesn't eat like a rabbit

there can only be one.

sam will ground them both.

doesn't even cur.

[beastlier]

I think Apollo is only groundable if you have like a small padded room. he will literally bite you Sam... DAMN AUTHORITY FIGURES

[alldestiny]

Sam doesn't curr

he will assume Apollo is some sort of evil creature and surround him in circles of salt

it won't work

but he'll do it anyway

[beastlier]

wow worst dad, he's preparing to cook me with salt

[unsanctified]

Accurate

[tsunderekun]

OH HELLO NOT FATHER.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

SINCE THERE IS NO MOM RIGHT NOW, I WONDER IF SAM CAN COOK.

Gareki has it covered if he doesn't.

[unsanctified]

Sam grew up going from motel to motel


SpaghettiOs and salad.

Oh and cereal. HELLO NOT SON

[tsunderekun]

Where's the meat Q_____Q

Gareki is a total carnivore.

NO PROBLEM. Gareki can cook for them until a mom comes and relieve him of his kitchen duties.

WILL YOU BE ABLE TO HANDLE US, DAD?

[beastlier]

Oh god he and Apollo sound a lot alike... I DON'T KNOW IF HE'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS MUCH RAMBUNCTIOUS REBELLIOUS TEENAGE BOY

[tsunderekun]

I was laughing at how similar they were sdfjkl;

THEY WILL BE SUCH WONDERFUL SONS. COUGH.

[unsanctified]

Let me die

[beastlier]

at least your salad is safe

[huntersdaughter]

Hi! I played with you forever ago in Eldorado. I'm Christina and I have this familiar face to Sam with Jo. She's from 5x10 though, a bit ahead of him. She also... will recognize him. So, I'm not sure how you want to run that.

If you want her to conveniently miss his broadcasts, not notice him cutting his lawn... I can try to help you play out your canon point. I figured it'd be better to ask before I just have her blabbing to Dean.

I also have Caroline, who shares the face of someone he might have run into in the halls at that one school where Sam actually had a nice teacher.

[unsanctified]

HOLA! I remember you! Feel free to have Jo do whatever she wishes - despite canon point given strange circumstances hell probably be not so surly about finding his bro.

Hahaha Dean's booty:|

[allures]

oh hello

[unsanctified]

Well

Hello there

My love