WELCOME TO ROCK N' ROLL HONK

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HEY THERE HOLLY HEIGHTS rollin out the red carpet for two new losers over here!
basically i bring you last fall's anime season's biggest klutz, shoma takakura (waifu)! he's been taken from the end of episode 8/9 where he was plowed into by a car totally thanks to his not!girlfriend. his skills include cooking, getting beaten up and falling over empty bottles and knocking himself out. he's gonna be living with lilly, wocky, and some shounen girl who looks suspiciously like himari post-puberty +a few years over at 1465, so come say hi! you might end up with some take-home curry if you dare.

additionally, i'm dragging this motherfucker into the mix! (gamzee makara, for those of you who've been fortunate enough to have never seen his face before) but he's harmless! i've pulled him from around this chatlog until hussie gives us a clearer picture of what he's been up to lately. he'll be staying at 1429 with ron weasley so that's going to be a trip. no pun intended??
 

you can still find me over at gilboat! feel free to add me for whatever reasons — we can plot, talk about cats, the weather, bronco bama, spinach recalls, it's all good.

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[bookblind]

Hello there! WELCOME TO THE MAFIA

EDIT: derp, intro fail. I'm Guessy; I'm Lilly's mun if you hadn't guessed already. Added you on plurk :|b

A-Also my apologies to Orihime's mun, I totally missed the fact they had a daughter now until I checked the page

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HI THERE GUESSY and thanks for the add!! you wouldn't want shoma in your mafia he'd end up shooting himself in the foot everyday

kids these days. now lilly suddenly has two to deal with.

[ex_prizeneck379]

... and my iPod decides this is the perfect time to play Midnight Calliope, what the deuce.

Hi! Gamzee is going to be neighbors with this douche, jesus christ. SHOULD BE INTERESTING

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i'm still astonished that people can use the internet with their ipods i mean mine only plays music iT HAS ALWAYS ONLY PLAYED MUSIC. MIRACLES MAN EVERYWHERE I LOOK.

HEY NEIGHBOR HEY!! let's share a pie sometime, maybe work on snow angels together.....

[ex_prizeneck379]

LMAO NAW MAN I'm using the computer and my iPod is plugged on I KNOW THE FEELING, THOUGH, I ALREADY GET MESSED UP WITH THE TOUCH SCREEN ON MY PHONE LIKE HELL I'D BE ABLE TO COME TO THIS SITE WITH THAT KIND OF GADGET

HE WON'T SAY NO TO PIE. except. well. is it that kind of pie.

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omg using my iphone is a nightmare every other word looks like garbage and i have NO IDEA HOW TO POST ON PLURK WITH IT 2012's gadgets looked so much nicer back in 1995 :(

IT'S
EVERY KIND OF PIE, BROTHER, ALL OF THEM.
gotta ask the landlord for pumpkin sopor pie.

[ex_prizeneck379]

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I took a while figuring out plurk mobile but then it kind of got better. I use my phone for that and only checking my e-mail [it fucking CRASHES when I try to reply to stuff] but aside from that AHAHAHAH I feel so old and unadapted.

Oh my god this guy on sopor pie should be hilarious. Let's do this.

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OMFG I SWITCHED OUT OF PLURK MOBILE AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GO BACK TO IT, pretty sure i'd be able to write things/publish them if i could figure out how to do mobile view again. i'm so used to standard view cause of the computer so i always revert to that and wow bad move. but i haven't had any crashes yet, i would end up shanking a child........

fvsdjkfs would mamoru even want to chance eating something like sopor I IMAGINE IT HAVING THE SAME TEXTURE AS LIKE
NICKELODEON SLIME
but i'm sure it's a bit more diluted because wow gross

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if u wanna go mobile again just add /m to the url ya dUMB

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plurk dot comm???

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wHAT OTHER URL IS THERE

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twitter dot com m

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thats so 2000 and lATE haha lsoer

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how bout meebo

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wtfs a meebo

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i think i meant to say bebo

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english motherfucker

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some other bullshit social networking site that i hated and never understood but i signed up once to get a cool item on gaia?

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we all did things we regret for gaia
except me

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ye ok im sure you have a hidden gaia agenda somewhere and we all know ur wearing a weave KANAY
A

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ps no im not readin ur conversations shut up

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girl why u fronnin

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i dont know what youre talkign about

[ex_prizeneck379]

^what she said.
Also oh my god mebo or bebo I REMEMBER THAT WHAT it served me nothing

THE DUDE'S BLIND HE'D AT LEAST TRY IT how the hell does that smell anyway, cause that's the only way he'd go "wut" at it, I reckon.
LMAO there needs to be a food fight in holly heights.
Just saying.
Christmas is coming LET'S SEE THEM TURKEYS FLYIN

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i literally have no idea what the heck mebob was about in the slightest....

oh my god hitting a blind guy with a turkey though?!?!

[ex_prizeneck379]

oh my god this douchebag can dodge and cut bullets like no one's business but I would

just


allow it


for hilarity's sake

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your poor muse bUT WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS NOW!!
it'll be like bobbing for apples but not



quite

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GAMZEEE...............

hi this is meenah mun omfg im so excited

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HI MEENAH!!
I'M EXCITED TOO AND NERVOUS SO NERVOUS ABOUT SCREWING UP

BUT MEENAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stealsluck]

Gamzeeeeeeeeee!

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v-vriska.......

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Pretend that was eight not ten

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i assumed the extras were for luck

[stealsluck]

They were the ones already in his name. 8 extra, still counts

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clever girl...

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harmless my hella fine and fashionable booty

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that's not what u were sayin last night
or somethin
wonk

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[cancerousnubs]

paps

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HEY THERE
BEST BRO

[fromtheburrow]

Oh wow, hi new not!brother??

Ron met a Gamzee when he first got here and thought the guy was cuckoo-bananas so THIS WILL BE GREAT. C:

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HI THERE NOT!BROTHER WITH A BRITISH ACCENT
omg you said cuckoo bananas i...this is the start of something beautiful

[srslynotarabbit]

It was honestly the first descriptor I could think of.

SO SERIOUS QUESTION HERE: How do you feel about Ron assuming he's the same guy that he was before?

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YEAH that's totally cool! i think the previous gamzee and i took him from different points so that's gonna be fun +_____+

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omfg is that seriously where you pulled him

this should be fun

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YES OMG FOR A SEC I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING TO ME IN JANES INTRO AND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR U

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LMFAO no its ok