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Hey Holly Heights! I'm Rebecca, bringing in a young Mr. Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf. Not the amazing 80's film, unfortunately, but the MTV remake. If you need to grab me, I've got a contact post on this journal and my email is humdrumvee@gmail.com. Let's party.

BUT ON TO STILES!! He's 16 and has a bad case of ADD and will be mourning the absence of his darling jeep for a few days but otherwise he's just a sweetie and is on the lookout for making ~~allies~~ friends! He's gonna be crashing at 1423 so HELLO NEIGHBORS, I HOPE YOU LIKE HAVING LACROSSE BALLS SMASHING THROUGH YOUR WINDOWS.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, STILES.

is a lacross ball going to smash through ethan's window or is 1431 far enough away he's safe? ~~is anywhere safe~~

NO.

Or, I don't know, maybe? Stiles just wants to make first line okay he needs to practice

IF ETHAN CATCHES THIS, MISTER.

...Stiles will just have to come in and have a healthy snack :|a

Lies. You're going to let him the pizza and watch too much tv, aren't you, Ethan? You're going to be a fun dad.

Only because the clock goes too damn fast, okay. :c And he wouldn't have a schedule for Stiles, anyway!!

he'd totally play lacrosse with him though

These excuses do nothing.

And I'm going to hold you to that, okay, because Stiles is going to be missing his real dad like crazy. That depressed single father vibe will draw him right in.

He tried. He'll find the teddy bear? :(

oh man, i will totally do it. Ethan will be missing and worried and just depressed over Shaun so he could totally use the company. And you know he'd enjoy a kid around. ;w;

OH ETHAN how can I stay mad at you??????

someday soon he will have his own children to teach many skills to! But for now (and even then, Stiles has no trouble breaking into his friend's houses) Ethan and Stiles can be lacrosse bros. :|b

just y'know, don't let him hang himself in the new kitchen :|a

UNTIL THEN. and somehow, i don't think Ethan's played a lot of lacrosse, so Stiles gets to be The Awesome Player. ego boosting is a go, bro!

you legitimately have no idea how excited i am for stiles i love teen wolf with a gross passion gosh

All passion for this show is gross it has eaten my whole soul. I don't know if I can hold on until June 3rd. ;_;

ME EITHER

also true story you tagged my derek on a meme once and i freaked out because i was so excited but then psyched myself out and never responded and i regret it #mtvtruelife

LMAO oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to freak you out! If you want to give him a try some other time just let me know, I will do my best to forgive this hideous offense!

Or Stiles can just annoy the hell out of Tony. It's all good.

HAHA I'M JUST nervous about his insane angry mouthbreathing i guess i was like oh no i'll offend her i wont do this right RHRHGHAHDFS

but yes i'm always up for round two arooo B)

WELL I AM JUST AS BAD WITH STILES just let Derek get his tragic mess going on and it will be glorious.

and now I'm never going to be able to separate that emoticon with the douchebag alpha aviators, thank you so much

LFMALSKKMDLF HAHAHHAHAHA omg perfect perfect

Hi Rebecca welcome! ♥ I'm Jen and sadly I know nothing about Teen Wolf but he looks quite adorable......and I want to watch it now..........

Hi Jen! and omg hi Loki~ I still need to drag my ass over to see the Avengers :c THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME.

and Teen Wolf is streaming on Netflix and free to watch on MTV's website!!! I will never stop advertising this hideous show. It's strangely addicting ngl

Hello hello I'm Keri and I've got this here princess. Stiles looks absolutely adorable, cannot wait for hijinks~

Very little can be as adorable as Zooey!

Thank you very much for the welcome, Keri~ I'm excited to get to play with DG.

Oh hay! Wanna have an adhd party?

Hell yeah! Someone needs to invent the adderalltini, I volunteer Stiles and Luke to the case.

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