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HELLO HOLLY HEIGHTS. In the interest of saving your loading time and my... effort... I'm just going to stick to the basics! Bringing you one bespectacled jerk (see: Saruhiko Fushimi from K) who will be deeply unimpressed by the domestic setup. He hates a lot of things: working hard, excessively cheerful people, eating his vegetables, etc. Please don't get between him and a nice set of kitchen knives.

He'll be in #1449, and I see some sad tragic twist of fate has granted him kids. And neighbors.

I devoutly apologise in advance.

(Meanwhile, I'm Thorn, and if you need me you can catch me by e-mail on obliviomancy or on my HMD/contact post, which I will have up before I intro!)