two blondes for the price of one

[salujas]

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the QUALITY Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through brionacs, or just PM the character's account. Let us roll with our hideousness, hhbros.

Comments

[salujas]

Alibaba and not exposing himself. That's just going to be rather hard. He wants to be alpha OKAY.

That's... okay. So much for Alibaba's advantage. /crais on the corner.

[righty]

lol

alibaba


ever popular that's funny I cry

[salujas]

Which fuckers didn't know K!? Shizuo's fist would like to say hi. I mean, the anime's cool and all!

wrong account but Shizuo definitely could use a bartenderbro.

By the power of Circle of Friend, Kaji's characters are going to unite!!!

[madetoram]

He can be alpha...alone...with the door locked...forever. Don't take Sharr's tips.

Poor kid...he will feel bad...maybe? He doesn't have his vessel but then again he can uproot trees.

btw telling you how much i love you already

[madetoram]

Pfft you are a horrible human being.

[salujas]

GET THE FUCK OUT

[righty]

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW WEEPS INTO THE HEAVENS

hands raised


singing aaaaah oh

i'm horribleeee

[salujas]

Why does the world hates Alibaba ;;

...Okay, now I'm so imagining Masrur and Shizuo in a race while shouldering a tree. A big one, that is.

y-yamete, Masrur-mun. O-Our love is forbidden...

[righty]

NOPE HERE TO CHILL THANKS FOR THE INVITE

[salujas]

I AM HAVING A BRO TIME WITH MASRUR. PERSONAL THINGS, MAN.

GO BACK TO YOUR INCEST HOLE.

[righty]

WOW U

Aaah that's fantastic because everyone should love Tales! ... Which means Tales needs more love. Which means you should give it more love by being my castmate.

Save the muns. Save the world, Brion. BUT AAAH LUDGER AND YURI FAKJSB such babies!!


BUT REVENGE IS THE ONLY WAY. DON'T GET IN HIS WAY >:c rawr rawr hiss wheeze

[madetoram]

Not the world...just certain parts of it...maybe? Who knows, bro?!

Ahaha omg...I would pay to see this...honestly...I would. XD Strong man competitions!

I don't care! /takes chin in hand I want to show the world our love! Until they all accept it!

[madetoram]

/shakes head

Why do I know you? I wonder...man...just the worse

ilu <3

[righty]

YEAH... BRO TIMES. LOOKS A LITTLE MORE INTENSE TO ME. oh masrur-mun oooh!!

FUCK YOU YOUR BEST FRIEND IS DEAD

[righty]

.... what. YOU CANNOT DENY ME. ONLY I CAN DO THAT.

Senpais job and all.

I guess I love you, too!!!

[madetoram]

/gasp! YOU BETTER NOT DENY ME!

/puffs out cheeks

you better! >/ <3

[salujas]

MASRUR LOVES HIM GENUINELY. You're just jelly.

WHO IS THIS BEST FRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[salujas]

Certain parts of it. Basically 80 percents of the world.

That needs to happen so bad. After Shizuo regained his strength back, definitely one of my top to-do list.

A MAGI CARPET RIDE

[salujas]

I AM JUST GOING TO BE LAZY AND C&P IT. NO U

...Idk, I think the only one that still have the loudest voice in me from Graces is Captain Manlik.

Maybe I'm going to throw Ludger here sometime in the future. After I know how to deal with that silent protagonist syndrome.



POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, HAKURYUU. OR POWER OF LOVE. D:<

...But both of us do not get enough love, anyway.

[madetoram]

Yeah...well...it's not all of it!

yeah XD I look forward to it!

I will show you the world!

[zetsubous]

THAT'S ALRIGHT.... all you need to know is mutual school killings and pink fluro blood and then you have dangan ronpa in a nutshell. but that's good, yes and don't ever have a favourite character because they'll most likely die

the pain of this fandom

..........can we phone a friend here? we might need extra time!!

we can give him lessons on how to not be a loser

that always works too! THERE'S ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY... also i hope it will be ok if i add you on plurk!

[composure]

omg shizuo owo

[warmest]

OH well, another K that will... likely at least once mistake Shizuo for Izumo. :') If I ever write his name as Shizumo (it happened before) feel free to smack me though.

ANYWAY HELLO AND WELCOME! I'm Blanche and play only this douche here

[salujas]

the first thing he would do here, is training to stop become a loser

which would take 90% of his live

but that's okay


also, it's all cool!

[antiviolence]

who are you and why do you have my feis