two blondes for the price of one

[salujas]

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the QUALITY Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through brionacs, or just PM the character's account. Let us roll with our hideousness, hhbros.

Comments

[salujas]

Alibaba and not exposing himself. That's just going to be rather hard. He wants to be alpha OKAY.

That's... okay. So much for Alibaba's advantage. /crais on the corner.

[madetoram]

He can be alpha...alone...with the door locked...forever. Don't take Sharr's tips.

Poor kid...he will feel bad...maybe? He doesn't have his vessel but then again he can uproot trees.

btw telling you how much i love you already

[salujas]

Why does the world hates Alibaba ;;

...Okay, now I'm so imagining Masrur and Shizuo in a race while shouldering a tree. A big one, that is.

y-yamete, Masrur-mun. O-Our love is forbidden...

[madetoram]

Not the world...just certain parts of it...maybe? Who knows, bro?!

Ahaha omg...I would pay to see this...honestly...I would. XD Strong man competitions!

I don't care! /takes chin in hand I want to show the world our love! Until they all accept it!

[salujas]

Certain parts of it. Basically 80 percents of the world.

That needs to happen so bad. After Shizuo regained his strength back, definitely one of my top to-do list.

A MAGI CARPET RIDE

[madetoram]

Yeah...well...it's not all of it!

yeah XD I look forward to it!

I will show you the world!