two blondes for the price of one

[salujas]

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the QUALITY Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through brionacs, or just PM the character's account. Let us roll with our hideousness, hhbros.

Comments

[kida]

Hi Shizuo. Please to be killing Masaomi's non!daddy already, OK? OK.

Dorkibaba need not worry, because Masaomi is pretty much his neighbor I forget how the house numbering goes, but he's in 1417, anyway, so he'll teach him all the finer points of being awesome and non-loser-ly.
Or, you know... not.

/adds, 'cause

[salujas]

Even if you don't ask, Shizuo's more than glad to rip that smug faces of Izaya offa him.

But this is Alibaba we're talking about. FML that's going to be so hard.

[kida]

... I just realized: Masaomi is actually working in the gun shop. HE IS STILL NOT THE ONE WHO ORDERED YOU SHOT, SHIZUO, OK?! Please to not be beating him up over it like in the novels. -_-

I only know the teensiest bit of Magi, but I loved Alibaba. /pets him

[antiviolence]

relevant face.

I think we found who's Shizuo's scapegoat if he's failed to beat the crap outta Izaya. No hard feelings, Mikado. Only hard punches. From yours truly.

READ IT. MAGI IS AMAZING.

...the manga, that is. The anime had quite the asspull.

[shinigamidayuu]

Sorry, Masaomi can't be reached right now. You can leave your message after the ninja. (Actually, Tsukuyo would probably care a great deal less about Masaomi than Shizuo would. But. Details.)

Masaomi gets in trouble without even trying. It's like his special talent.

Yeaaah, I should really read it. I prefer anime, on the whole (yes, I'm a heathen, OK), and the Magi anime didn't do much for me, what I watched of it. But I WILL READ THE MANGA AT SOME POINT, YES!

[antiviolence]

I am from a modern world with dullahan alive and shit and what is this Yoshiwara doing in front of me.

That's ok, brah. Everyone in Drrr!! is a trouble magnet.

Also protip: don't read it for Alibaba. He's not worth your time. The only thing of why the anime's good for me is because of the voice actors.

[kida]

Kicking your a-... OK, probably not. XD
Tsukuyo would probably get along with Shizuo, I think. Go figure.

Yeah, exactly! The voice actors can really add something to the experience, for me. (And I can use them as an excuse to myself and claim I'm studying Japanese just because I'm listening to it.) I do think a good anime is better than a good manga for that reason - but then, a lot of anime adaptations are just not that well done. -_-

[salujas]

Sure is! Shizuo could always use... you know, smoking buddies?

...And this is where I'm going to say that Alibaba is Walker, Shizuo is Sinbad, and Anri is Kougyoku.

[kida]

Yesss, this is good. They can smoke silently and be self-made outcasts(ish) together.

*SNORT* Don't set things on fire, Alibaba! You need a Kadota to keep you in line, and unfortunately we don't have one!

[salujas]

But it's all about

[heiwajima_kasuka]

... Weirdo hair?

(Oops, wrong account. Oh well.)

[antiviolence]

aliens, you know.

AJKSJIJDHSJH Kashka pls

[shinigamidayuu]

Ah, that explains it.

Guess he likes his cameos.