two blondes for the price of one

[salujas]

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the QUALITY Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through brionacs, or just PM the character's account. Let us roll with our hideousness, hhbros.

Comments

[kida]

Hi Shizuo. Please to be killing Masaomi's non!daddy already, OK? OK.

Dorkibaba need not worry, because Masaomi is pretty much his neighbor I forget how the house numbering goes, but he's in 1417, anyway, so he'll teach him all the finer points of being awesome and non-loser-ly.
Or, you know... not.

/adds, 'cause

[salujas]

Even if you don't ask, Shizuo's more than glad to rip that smug faces of Izaya offa him.

But this is Alibaba we're talking about. FML that's going to be so hard.

[madetoram]

Ahaha Both of these are amazing!

Hello there! I'm Jensen! I play Masrur here as well as Kisa Sohma from Fruits Basket! I look forward to playing with you! <3

XD Masrur actually lives with Izaya...and isn't super fond of the arrangement! But he will be happy to see Alibaba!

[salujas]

Ah, Furuba character! Kisa, even! I loved that series so much.

Masrur is definitely going to one of those person that Alibaba actually idolizes heartily here. Because, you know... Since Sharrkan is a douche.


...This arrangement is so crazy. I'm liking it.

[zetsubous]

SHIZUO AND ALIBABA?? wow, what great characters... hello, nice to meet you brion!!! i'm natalie, playing junko enoshima from dangan ronpa over here and i can't wait to anger shizuo!!!

also alibaba... that will be fun! maybe she'll make him seem less of a loser? if that's possible... but if you hang with junko

instant popularity

[salujas]

Hi hi Natalie~ Nice to meet you too! I'm not all that familiar with Dangan Ronpa, although I do have some knowledge about the canon. I'm going to pick it up when I do have the time in the future!

also
>Alibaba
>Not a loser

You may only pick one, bby.

[rosescape]

-- in other words, hello!! I play Anna from K, a cute little quiet and stoic girl who's currently pretty good friends with one Aladdin. I'm so excited to see Shizuo and Alibaba aaaa *^*

[antiviolence]

mfw I just noticed that there's an Izumo in this game. Shit, I've been craving for the CR between the two for a long time.

But Annaaaaaaaa <3 she's actually one of my favorite from the series! With Totsuka being the other one VA jokes over here.

[righty]

EW WHO IS THIS UNPOPULAR LOSER

I mean wow hi it's super nice to meet you, Brion! I'm Kassie and I play this awesome piece of meat as well as Asbel Lhant from Tales of Graces!

AAAAA SO EXCITED TO PLAY WITH YOU AND HAVE HAKURYUU SLIDE EYE and it will be wonderful

[salujas]

EW WHO IS THIS CRYBABY

The very mutual feelings over here, Kassie! I'm very familiar with Tales series myself, and I'm so happy to see yet another Tales account! ASUBERUUUUUUUU!



B-but Hakuryuu, the last time he saw you, you were pulling a Sasuke with your twisted SOB attitude... Alibaba's going to need to take his time.

[outspoken]

Hello! I'm Eskimo but most people call me Eski. I play Spain from Hetalia and as of this round, Serra from Fire Emblem 7.

I'm sorry to say that it looks like Serra is Shizuo's spouse. She's probably going to try to lay down some house rules and establish her dominance. Kind of like those little toy terriers that are all bark but no bite but will keep barking anyways.

Also my plurk is esquimieux if you ever want to plot or anything!

[outspoken]

Also aieeeee, Alibaba! I would make a witty comment now but I'm going to bed so pretend I said something about him being a loser.

[composure]

omg shizuo owo

[antiviolence]

who are you and why do you have my feis

[warmest]

OH well, another K that will... likely at least once mistake Shizuo for Izumo. :') If I ever write his name as Shizumo (it happened before) feel free to smack me though.

ANYWAY HELLO AND WELCOME! I'm Blanche and play only this douche here

[antiviolence]

This is now canon. Shizuo and Izumo is related.

also HI!

[kamichika]

lAUGHING SO HARD SDFHKHSDF HI DAD......

Rio is apparently your new daughter?! It should be pretty cool!! she's about as quiet as Kasuka only with +100 Mild Fear and -100 Self-defense skills... and is probably going to end up doing all the chores

(she also hates izaya with burning passion

please let us bond over having our lives mildly ruined by the same person)

[antiviolence]

WHAT IS THIS MINDFUCKERY DJSKAL HI DAUGHTIE.

Okay, he's going to be grateful that he got you as a daughter instead of other random persons. When he have enough of venting his frustration of suddenly being a dad, tho.

DO NOT TAINT YOUR HANDS, DAUGHTER. Let papa do all the killing.

[rukhkin]

WOW SO LATE TO THE PARTY

you sure are popular for someone so unpopular, alibaba-kun c:

but ahhh *u* congratulations for getting in, brion! I AM SO EXCITED I CAN'T EVEN FKDJSHFGJS now i finally have an alibaba to bother.

[salujas]

reimiiiiii *w* HOW DO I CONTAIN THIS EXCITEMENT- AND YES, bother him as thou will!

the popularity is thanks to Shizuo, def

[assaghira]

even later than Reimi oops but AHHH ALIBABA. TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH TO SHOW UP. ♥

Hi, Brion, I'm Loki, I play everyone's favorite water magician general (it's totally a legit title), Yamraiha, and dorky sun god Apollo who no1curr about yet because I haven't even ooc introed. :> It's nice to meet you!

[salujas]

Heroes arrive the latest, general rule, bby~

Also hi Loki. Alibaba could definitely use more boobies in his life so it's all appreciated. Nice to meet you too!

[shinjukuinformant]

W O W HELLO I WAS NOT EXPECTING A SHIZUO HI THERE HI LET ME TOUCH YOUR FACE IN THE MOST HATED MANNER EVER AKA WITH A KNIFE +TOUCHES+

and you play alibaka too you are officially my favorite person rn

BEFORE I GET MORE CREEPY HI IM AMEE I PLAY IZAYA AND SINBAD HERE IN HH!
Im sure we are going to have lots of fun fufu

[salujas]

URGH IZAYA WHY DO I WANT TO KILL YOU AGAIN LIKE HOW IT ALWAYS BEEN

Also wassup Amee. We're going to do a lots of fun which would include my muses' suffering Y/Y?

[waracle]

-!! Oh boy its the little pointy haired punching bag, Lamebaba!

Hi, Brion! I'm Fahti, and I play Judar and Mikey from TMNT. LOOKING FORWARD TO MESSING WITH BOTHER ALIBABA AND SHIZUO <3

[salujas]

Why is nobody at least complimented him for his bishonen face!? Who the hell spread bad name about Alibaba!?

Hey, Fahti! Yes, we're going to have fun times no soon!

[littlechick]

I missed this before so I'm saying hi now. Shhh...!

But hi! I'm Lane and because of one of my current two (Hiyori) I'm probably going to bug you some! (1417 is all made of your castmates oh lord) Not to mention that Hiyori's had CR with both of our past Shizuo's and was pretty fond of him.

Mary IDK really.

But yes! Forgive me in advance for probably being in your inbox more than you expect. o7