poolside | two blondes for the price of one

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the ~~QUALITY~~ Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through