poolside | two blondes for the price of one

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the ~~QUALITY~~ Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through

brionacs, or just PM the character's account. Let us roll with our hideousness, hhbros.

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Hi Shizuo. Please to be killing Masaomi's non!daddy already, OK? OK.

Dorkibaba need not worry, because Masaomi is pretty much his neighbor ~~I forget how the house numbering goes, but he's in 1417, anyway~~, so he'll teach him all the finer points of being awesome and non-loser-ly.
Or, you know... not.

/adds, 'cause

Ahaha Both of these are amazing!

Hello there! I'm Jensen! I play Masrur here as well as Kisa Sohma from Fruits Basket! I look forward to playing with you! <3

XD Masrur actually lives with Izaya...and isn't super fond of the arrangement! But he will be happy to see Alibaba!

SHIZUO AND ALIBABA?? wow, what great characters... hello, nice to meet you brion!!! i'm natalie, playing junko enoshima from dangan ronpa over here and i can't wait to anger shizuo!!!

also alibaba... that will be fun! maybe she'll make him seem less of a loser? if that's possible... but if you hang with junko

instant popularity

Even if you don't ask, Shizuo's more than glad to rip that smug faces of Izaya offa him.

But this is Alibaba we're talking about. FML that's going to be so hard.

Ah, Furuba character! Kisa, even! I loved that series so much.

Masrur is definitely going to one of those person that Alibaba actually idolizes heartily here. Because, you know... Since Sharrkan is a douche.

...This arrangement is so crazy. I'm liking it.

Hi hi Natalie~ Nice to meet you too! I'm not all that familiar with Dangan Ronpa, although I do have some knowledge about the canon. I'm going to pick it up when I do have the time in the future!

also
>Alibaba
>Not a loser

You may only pick one, bby.

-- in other words, hello!! I play Anna from K, a cute little quiet and stoic girl who's currently pretty good friends with one Aladdin. I'm so excited to see Shizuo and Alibaba aaaa *^*

Yeees I love her >///< She just arrived this round!

ahaha, Masrur won't...argue about that with Sharr. They have been having some lovely fights and a very awkward rose event, but that is to not be spoke of!

lol yes, it's amazing. Masrur is protective of the children! He doesn't trust Izaya with them...though Masaomi thinks he's weird.

EW WHO IS THIS UNPOPULAR LOSER

I mean wow hi it's super nice to meet you, Brion! I'm Kassie and I play this awesome piece of meat as well as Asbel Lhant from Tales of Graces!

AAAAA SO EXCITED TO PLAY WITH YOU AND HAVE HAKURYUU SLIDE EYE and it will be wonderful

... I just realized: Masaomi is actually working in the gun shop. HE IS STILL NOT THE ONE WHO ORDERED YOU SHOT, SHIZUO, OK?! Please to not be beating him up over it like in the novels. -_-

I only know the teensiest bit of Magi, but I loved Alibaba. /pets him

relevant face.

I think we found who's Shizuo's scapegoat if he's failed to beat the crap outta Izaya. No hard feelings, Mikado. Only hard punches. From yours truly.

READ IT. MAGI IS AMAZING.

...the manga, that is. The anime had quite the asspull.

That's just how cool Sinbad generals are. Everything's to blame to the king for their weirdness.

Being normal is too mainstream. Let's just all be weird motherfuckers.

mfw I just noticed that there's an Izumo in this game. Shit, I've been craving for the CR between the two for a long time.

But Annaaaaaaaa <3 she's actually one of my favorite from the series! With Totsuka being the other one ~~VA jokes over here~~.

Oh yeah...But Sin a good man! They just all know his true nature...of being a perv XD

Who needs being normal?!

Sorry, Masaomi can't be reached right now. You can leave your message after the ninja. (Actually, Tsukuyo would probably care a great deal less about Masaomi than Shizuo would. But. Details.)

Masaomi gets in trouble without even trying. It's like his special talent.

Yeaaah, I should really read it. I prefer anime, on the whole (yes, I'm a heathen, OK), and the Magi anime didn't do much for me, what I watched of it. But I WILL READ THE MANGA AT SOME POINT, YES!

EW WHO IS THIS CRYBABY

The very mutual feelings over here, Kassie! I'm very familiar with Tales series myself, and I'm so happy to see yet another Tales account! ASUBERUUUUUUUU!

B-but Hakuryuu, the last time he saw you, you were pulling a Sasuke with your twisted SOB attitude... Alibaba's going to need to take his time.

Okay, let's keep talking about Sinbad's good side for now and maybe that would help Unpopularbaba famous. You know, maybe as Alibaba the Sinbad's butt-licker. Just so that he would be popular. God how does one popular.

Who needs being normal when you have Djinn equip!!

Hello! I'm Eskimo but most people call me Eski. I play Spain from Hetalia and as of this round, Serra from Fire Emblem 7.

I'm sorry to say that it looks like Serra is Shizuo's spouse. She's probably going to try to lay down some house rules and establish her dominance. Kind of like those little toy terriers that are all bark but no bite but will keep barking anyways.

Also my plurk is

esquimieux if you ever want to plot or anything!

Also aieeeee, Alibaba! I would make a witty comment now but I'm going to bed so pretend I said something about him being a loser.

WHAT U DA CRYBABY.

... What. You're... really familiar with it??? OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU ALREADY. ~~in which I now try to enable you to join my other cast there is no escape~~

no aliburbur back away Hakuryuu doesn't need your doki doki protags powers! ONLY REVENGEEEEEE.

I am from a modern world with dullahan alive and shit and what is this Yoshiwara doing in front of me.

That's ok, brah. Everyone in Drrr!! is a trouble magnet.

Also protip: don't read it for Alibaba. He's not worth your time. The only thing of why the anime's good for me is because of the voice actors.

Oh my god Shizuo and his cute waifu. How does he husband. He only knows how to wreck things, literally as fuck. That's okay. He's probably going to just lineface all the day at you :|

Hollyheights should start voting Alibaba as the Loser of the Year already.

Don't mind if I add you :D, also nightie~ (it's still afternoon in my place over here :3)

Pfft, Just the good? Hm...Well unpopularbaba we can try to make you popular...it's a new world! Though...don't expose yourself to anyone and hope Masrur never finds out about that.

NO BODY THAT'S WHO! btw, masrur will crush that dream...no djinn equip until you earn things back.

Yay you know K!! \o/

c&p'd from Izumo's player's plurk: CRIES /REACHES FOR CR

And -- oh right it totally slipped my mind Alibaba was Kajiii *^* Our Totsuka is currently on hiatus but Alibaba and Totsuka should get together one day to sing~

NO U

I do! Tales is my second favorite J-RPG franchise. TRY TO ENABLE ME GO ON... Although atm, I only have Yuri and Ludger muse (TOX2's protag, just fyi).

Haquriu pls. REVENGE WILL BRING YOU NOTHING IN OUR SHONEN MANGA.

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