two blondes for the price of one

[salujas]

...We interrupt you for two more new characters. Wassup hollyheigths! The name's Brion and I am a total newmeat to this game here. And without further ado, please welcome these two!

First up is Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, taken from just right after the anime's end. He's... well, a monster underlying a human body, tableflips a lot, yet still somewhat chivalrous. As you can see from the gif above, you literally only have five seconds with your clothes on should you anger Shizuo over here (which isn't all that hard, really). He's not the exactly most patient person, so messing with his head is totally encouraged. Fortunately for you jerks and assholes of this place though, his strength is just of an average person. Okay, not really. Maybe a pro-wrestler's, that's still cool.

Also no mention of Izaya in front of him. It's more than enough for him to choke a bitch.

Second one is the Mr. Popular... of being Unpopular, Alibaba Saluja from Magi: the QUALITY Labyrinth of Magic, with his canon point being the not-so-famous chapter 148, just right before the yet-another six months timeskip. Okay, he's just your typical shonen non!protag bishonen and he doesn't really deserve much attention, because that's just Alibaba's life is. Sucked so bad. Seriously, don't tag him. You'll end up in HERE LIES THE LOSER corner with him.

...Anyway! Shizuo and Dorkibaba will take their roles as a spouse on respectively on 1457 and 1418 respectively. Brion here could be easily contacted through brionacs, or just PM the character's account. Let us roll with our hideousness, hhbros.

Comments

[outspoken]

Also aieeeee, Alibaba! I would make a witty comment now but I'm going to bed so pretend I said something about him being a loser.

[salujas]

Oh my god Shizuo and his cute waifu. How does he husband. He only knows how to wreck things, literally as fuck. That's okay. He's probably going to just lineface all the day at you :|

Hollyheights should start voting Alibaba as the Loser of the Year already.

Don't mind if I add you :D, also nightie~ (it's still afternoon in my place over here :3)

[outspoken]

OH DOES HE THINK SHE'S CUTE... DOES HE? DOES HE??? Maybe she can polish him up and make him presentable to the public... But do stop destroying things like a mindless brigand!!!

Linefacing at her = looking at her. And she knows she's incredibly beautiful and it's almost impossible to take your eyes off of her but you must!! Because it's incredibly rude to keep staring and honestly discomforting and you know what you call men who make women uncomfortable? Gross. So stop being gross, not husband.