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[protracted]

Howdy, Holly Heights! I'm Em and already play Ion (fontastically) here. So, yeah, it's time to drag in a second character. This guy is painfully historically inaccurate Thorfinn Karlsefni from Vinland Saga. So far it has had little to do with the actual Vinland Sagas as it focuses more on when Denmark ruled the world. Anyway, this guy is an ICELANDIC WARRIOR who is wired on vengeance and isn't very pleasant. He may or may not have fleas and daddy issues.

He'll be living with Sweden and Finland in house 1468 in a child slot.

You can find me at plurk as dagora for whatever reason.

Comments

[ex_husband711]

This is wonderful. Amazing. Perfect!! Ahhh, Sweden and Finland were just ICly talking about getting kids one day and how teenagers can be such work... hoho oh boy. Anyway! Hello!! I am Emi and I play Thorfinn's new Papa hello this will be awkward certainly. I live for it.....

[fontastically]

Teenagers are necessary to find the path to salvation. ヽ(○´∀`)ﾉ♪

It's nice to meet you, Emi! Sweden and Finland won't have too much to handle, promise, besides the whole...wow I'm in the future gag and feeling the need to punch their microwave or something. （・∀・） He won't come home after that.

[ex_husband711]

They'll teach him the wonders of modern technology. At least Sweden was once a viking so he sort of gets Thorfinn?? Nostalgia bomb all around. But that'll worry Mama!! Don't leave for too long... maybe he can have his own treehouse...

[fontastically]

Thorfinn is very good at abandoning family. ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ Well, if there is food, he's bound to show his face.

[ex_husband711]

There's always food.

...he'll have to be careful when it's Fin's turn. Unless he has an iron stomach.

[fontastically]

I think he can eat anything. But some luxury is nice! Though that is a secret.

[ex_husband711]

What raw warrior spirit. Bless him. /single perfect tear

[fontastically]

ICELANDIC WARRIOR.

I'm looking forward to having him in this household.

[ex_husband711]

ICELANDIC WARRIOR SPIRIT OKAY it'd be better if it was swedish js

It's going to be a mess and a blast and they're going to be so awkward and confused (my fake son is an icelandic warrior send help)

[fontastically]

no hahaha

He has dreams of killing someone.

And see the heaven that is Vinland. But he is before that canon point.

Haha. Vinland.

[ex_husband711]

He's.... so special....

Honestly, I think he'll intimidate Sweden a bit. Kind of ironic. But hey. He probably won't say too much to crush his hopes and dreams or tell him too much about the modern world, just how things work. Well, not so much telling as showing... sob

[protracted]

Luckily his only plans are to kill a guy and that's all he cares about! I suppose he may be busy melting in this place. And that is kind of funny. Maybe he'd see Sweden as a challenge, tho.

[ex_husband711]

Well... at least he has goals...... :'( Haha, like Lad!! Except he could actually kick ass.

[fontastically]

Waaaaat. Ladonia is totally winning that war against Sweden right now!

[uchuujin]

Oh, but of course. Ladonia is the fiercest micronation!!

[volcanic]

/breathes on

[fontastically]

[volcanic]

No, I'm sorry!! Please come back...

[fontastically]

|･ω･｀)

I enjoy watching your Iceland. Like, a lot. So, hi.

[volcanic]

O-oh, how kind of you to say so! (◎｀・ω・´)人(´・ω・｀*) Hello there.

[fontastically]

ヽ(；▽；)ノ

So! Fellow Nordic! Sort of. One of the Nordics, 'scuse me. Thorfinn will just be a nonbeliever.

[volcanic]

Excuse you, Thorfinn, you're one of Iceland's citizens. (＃｀д´)ﾉ

Or is he, technically? Here is where I admit I've been putting off reading this series for the longest time.

[fontastically]

Excuse you, Iceland, why do you look like a princess. Disappoint.

Well, he's definitely different at the current point. It's all fuckyeahfarming and stuff.

[volcanic]

HE IS TOUGH AND MANLY with his noodle arms, yes. Shut up.

Farming? Sounds like Iceland!!!!

[fontastically]

NO he is a loser.

Which is ironic since he isn't even in Iceland.

[volcanic]

NO HE ISN'T yes he is but hush!! That is not how you treat a country.

Well to be fair a lot of everywhere in the Viking age was used for farming iirc

[fontastically]

...Country. Sure.

This is very true. You are so smart. So cool.

[volcanic]

W o w.

Cries no I'm like a tiny duckling who can't get up a sidewalk curb. But I like Nords a lot.

[fontastically]

For shame on the noodle arms.

No, that's seriously cool. I really enjoy reading stuff on Iceland in general and I've been getting more into other Nords stuff.

[volcanic]

It's not his fault!!!! Not everyone can be giant and buff.

Uwaa, is it okay if I add you on plurk? I talk about Iceland a lot. /entices

[fontastically]

Thorfinn is actually on the short side so he has no room to talk.

Oooh, sure! ;w;

[volcanic]

I'm sorry I just have to bulldoze the fanon that Iceland is short HE ISN'T OKAY. Well, okay, maybe by Nordic standards...

done and done

[fontastically]

How tall you do you think he is?

[volcanic]

Depends on the people I play with. To be safe I typically go 170cm / 5'7, but if I can get away with it, I bump him up to be 172cm / just shy of 5'8 so I don't deviate from his almost-kinda-sorta-canon height. Finland's 5'6 or 5'7 and Iceland is taller than him, so.

[fontastically]

.... ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ
I make Iceland 172/3 cm.

[volcanic]

Ah, good person. ヾ(ﾟ∀ﾟゞ)

[fontastically]

(｀・ω・´)” I sat myself down and did guesstimate math.

I guess I'm picky but I don't understand the point in making him so ridiculously short... Actually, yes I do. But making him a fuzzy uke thingy is bullshit. 'scuse my language. Wow.

[volcanic]

I love the idea of him being taller, so 172 is becoming my norm. Again though, I guess that'll make people Unsure so I'll bump it to 170 if that doesn't work for people...

Because yeah sorry he's a Nordic no matter how much of an uguu woobie uke you want him to be. He's supposed to be tall... and Hima just kinda sucks at making tall characters hahaha.

[fontastically]

Stick to 172. /supports this

This could branch off into so many things but that would be going off topic. But that is why I like your Iceland, yeah.

[volcanic]

Whenever you like, just pop into my plurk and I'll ramble forever, it's totally fine. I love finding people who share my thoughts on this characer, aahh.

IN ANY CASE yes I'm excited you apped Thorfinn and I'll definitely be tagging you X(

[fontastically]

WELL I AM looking forward to it, dude.

[canisdorkus]

WHAAAAAAAT

Awesome.

[fontastically]

Ion's kindness rots the teeth out. Time for a balance!

[canisdorkus]

Thorfinn is most definitely the mouthwash of the two. And I'm talking the bitter stuff that's probably illegal at this point.

[fontastically]

Isn't that the truth. At least he lightens up later with the #fuckyeahfarming but that wouldn't be as fun to play.

[canisdorkus]

...it's not as fun to read either.

I MEAN I'm not one of those who has only been skimming through the chapters since the first arc ended hahahaha.

[fontastically]

Hahahaha oh you.

... I'm waiting for the actual Vinland Saga part.

[canisdorkus]

I'm waiting for Thorkell to come back and FUCKING DO SOMETHING. Also Askeladd's zombie. That was totally a thing that happened in history. Ayup.

So, yeah. Same as you.

[fontastically]

I've actually sort of forgotten about Thorkell being around with how much it has focused on #fuckyeahfarming or #fuckyeahtalkingtodecapitatedhead. Askeladd's zombie is totes necessary. It would be the life of the party and yet it would be dead.

I feel the series being called Vinland Saga is somewhat misleading as it hasn't had anything to do with Greenland or Vinland exploration. The closest is that saying Vinland is a dream. Ah, smell that historical accuracy!