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[pruning]

hello friends i am new here. my name is laura, and this is some jerk from some 90s manga and that's it that's the whole intro.

no. this is count d (that's it) from petshop of horrors, which is a quaint little series about a guy who might be a plant and the various people he terrorizes via very aggressive pets that sometimes look like people depending on how young/crazy/evil/not the other main character you are, in between having tea parties and going to the beach, aaaand. yeah... he likes sweets. he dresses like a floral arrangement threw up on him and will hate you forever if you talk shit about animals/nature/mousse.

he will be living at 1453, congrats new family. you won a houseplant. he'll cook or something when he's not lamenting the decor...

that's the whole intro. add me on plurk!! (do it) at tableflip and i am looking forward to playing with everyone!

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[bundai]

HAHA holy shit laura, hi!! this is freshy (we have memed in the past) (this is such an awkward thing to say) and yo i'm totally excited to see D around...! i'm sure Holly Heights will benefit from more floral prints, of this i am completely certain.

oh also i guess i play this guy, barnaby from tiger & bunny...! IT'S AMAZING TO HAVE YOU HERE, i hope i get to thread with you!

[pruning]

YES HELLO how could i forget omg. let us embrace. and yes everyone will benefit from floral prints DON'T BLINK or he'll redecorate. everyone gets a rotary phone and paisley couch and okay done with this. done

i want to thread with bunnychan about his hair care regimen....

[bundai]

paisley no... count d's paisleyshop of horrors, i can see it.

there's no possible way a single room could contain so much fabulous hair, they'd have to be out in the open when discussing their silky locks

[pruning]

yes perfect. forget pets, he's going into furniture. furniture that i suppose eats you if you put your shoes on it.

they'll have to stand on opposite sides of the street and hold up signs in order to prevent a great hair singularity

[bundai]

what a good store, bunny says, as he never sets foot inside it... paisley isn't his thing (but red leather jackets apparently are???)

monthly trips to the salon together is go!!!!!

[pruning]

well it looks like it's SOMEONE'S LUCKY DAY!! winning smile

sweet let's do manicures

[bundai]

LITERAL SCREAMING IS HAPPENING...

bunny is too delicate to handle that much paisley on a leather jacket, what if he has traumatic flashbacks accompanied by opera music again, he can't deal with that kind of stress, d

yes good, living the diva life!!

[pruning]

honestly i didn't think googling paisley leather jacket would work

d will make him some tea and tell him to shut up and stop crying on his new paisley couch, then he will play some more tasteful music ie none at all, what the hell is an ipod

welcome to......diva heights