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[BLADE] Mamoru Hijikata ([personal profile] ex_prizeneck379) wrote in [community profile] poolside2013-06-07 09:29 am
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Two things! Hiatus plus oh dear god Kai, no. No, Kai. Bad puppy.

Boooonjalohaaa Holly Heights!

Before anything I am gomen about the teel below.

So! This is Kai speaking (aka that idiot who tries to play this blind bag of douche and that hideous boyscout that is [personal profile] livefaster ) and I come bearing news.




I'm pregnant.

And you're the father.

Ok no for real.  I'll be enrolling in some kind of Krav Maga camp for the weekend + Monday, which means practice from.... 1 pm to 8pm, more or less, every day, which means that when I come back I'll be so dead.
Like.
Really dead.
Yeah.
And then! I'll be taking a sabbatical and head over to a tiny secluded island where there aren't even cars [much less internet connections] for some R+R until the next weekend. You may see me perhaps backtagging occasionally until Wednesday but I doubt I'll be writing anything quality so better if I just pull a hiatus!

In the meantime, uuuh, a really, really tentative heads up that I'll be looking for volunteers for this douchebag to maim when I come back. IF THIS ISN'T OKAY WITH THE MOD OR ANYTHING I'LL GLADLY JUST DROP THE SUBJECT BUT. This is because he's been here for about ten months and I haven't explored this part of him so idk, change of demeanor or something. This guy, despite his blindness, is great with a sword [he can actually cut bullets. yeah. just. nvm] and he actually goes after two types of people: 1) the evildoers, from downright mass murderers to the itsy bitsy street mugger; or 2) someone who poses a challenge. And that doesn't need to be entirely evil because the concept behind it is that he doesn't just spar. He's in a permanent battlefield mindset and really finds no interest in not going all out so he's aiming for a fatal blow.

Which brings another thing! Your character wouldn't be killed. This guy finds killing them the easier escape so what he does is attack vital points so that his victims stay alive, physically unable to do anything wrong again and regret that they ever did it for the rest of their lives, or the very first opening that ensures his own survival in the duel. Or actually! your character can just escape with only a scratch as long as it's shown that he really isn't a good guy and therefore dabbles a lot in a very gray area, yadda yadda. Anyway, plotty times are a go and I'll be willing to discuss that in length so.

Ok, ok, I shall hide under my desk forever and eat pringles now, thank you for your time.

[personal profile] dieharder 2013-06-07 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
What no that's too long

I can't live without you

[personal profile] dieharder 2013-06-07 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
sdklsflds
çslsçdllf

i hope you're serious
because OKAY??????

[personal profile] livefaster 2013-06-07 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
LSMKF I'LL ASK MY RENTS

[personal profile] dieharder 2013-06-07 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
whhhheeeeeeeeeeeee

/dances!!!

[personal profile] livefaster 2013-06-07 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Your trip is approved! :D You may need to take a sleeping bag, though, it's almost like camping in a smallish apartment.

... do you like oysters, btw.

[personal profile] dieharder 2013-06-07 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
HOORAY!!!!

That is alright, I think I can dig up a sleeping bag somewhere around here. :P

Yes I do!!

[personal profile] livefaster 2013-06-07 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY I'LL RELAY THE TRIP PLAN TO YOU SOON

Yes good because it's like a specialty of that island and apparently the owner of the apartment is the head of the exportation there so
I hope the weather there is a bit better tho

[personal profile] dieharder 2013-06-07 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
What I really need to know is from when to when will I be away so I can tell my mom :º

Yeah well maybe the weather will pick back up next week!!

[personal profile] livefaster 2013-06-07 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
The plan was me catching a train after work on Wednesday, but if you want to crash at mine before that it's cool, I won't have practice during the whole week so I'm free.

[personal profile] dieharder 2013-06-07 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
No, sounds cool to me :º

[personal profile] livefaster 2013-06-07 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, I'll let you know about schedules and if you need to take anything in particular as I settle that with the folks.

[personal profile] dieharder 2013-06-07 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
yes ma'am UuU
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[personal profile] trashcompacting 2013-06-07 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, ooh, I'm interested!

I don't... know which one of them you'd want to attack, but two of my characters have definite villainous streaks and the other one can be very morally grey. Sasuke is the strongest and therefore would retaliate in a way that would/could have serious consequences, if you're wanting to avoid that. It could be worked around, though; just let me know what you're looking for!

Agon has great reflexes but he's not a trained fighter in any way like Mamoru is. Also no one would miss him. Hiruma and Regina might miss his body but for very different reasons. Macau knows kung fu but also isn't SHSL soldier man. HOWEVER, he'd actually be missed and hurting him might earn some backlash from community members, depending on if you want to avoid this or seek it out.

EMILY OUT

Oh wait no Emily not out, ENJOY YOUR CAMP AND BRIEF VACATION, those sound great! I hope you have a wonderful time.

[personal profile] livefaster 2013-06-07 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
omg i just got struck by the mental image of regina george putting mamoru in the burn book and I can't stop laughing

KSHFJKFSDF OH MAN OKAY THESE SOUND LIKE GREAT CANDIDATES TY SO MUCH :º We can definitely work that out once I come back if it's okay with you sdjkfs

I'll try not too die to quickly in one and enjoy it to the fullest in the other!! Thank you so much :D!
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[personal profile] trashcompacting 2013-06-09 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
FABULOUS

Again, have a great time!!
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[personal profile] mayoboro 2013-06-07 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] mayoboro 2013-06-07 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe it's a hijikata skill

passed down
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[personal profile] mayoboro 2013-06-07 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
CUT BACK ON THE ENTHUSIASM OR IT'S SEPPUKU
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[personal profile] mayoboro 2013-06-07 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
what is wrong about mayonnaise
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[personal profile] mayoboro 2013-06-07 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
you're destroying this family!
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[personal profile] pachintoki 2013-06-08 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh a fight with them would be so fun, but I don't think Mamoru really has a reason to go up against Gintoki. He's not a saint by any means, he probably killed countless Amanto and people during the Joui wars but when it comes down to it he's really not a villain at all.

Just an asshole.

But if it's because he poses a challenge, then we should totally go for it. I would personally love it. Gintoki will definitely kill his enemies, so there is some grey area for him. He typically fights with a wooden sword these days, though.
Edited 2013-06-08 19:10 (UTC)