+1 Gorilla

[gorillatama]

Yo, Holly Heights! You won! Your prize is one gorilla Shinsengumi Commander poop pants stalker! Cash in now!

S-so, hi, I'm new, my name is Liz and I'm bringing you this guy, Kondo Isao from Gintama. Y'know, that anime about samurai and aliens and genital herpes. Kondo is....well he's sweet and obnoxious and disgusting but he'll for sure defend anyone who needs his aid, relentlessly, with his life. He's very dedicated when he isn't chasing poontang. For those of you who may have seen his app and his ass...I am sort of sorry. The bad news is this is just the beginning. The good news is...I don't really have any good news. Hopefully you'll laugh. This is my first time playing him at a game in quite some time so bear with me. Bear your souls.

He was put in #1469 so SON WHERE YOU AT, HOLMZ?! Also my Shinsengumi babies, where you at too? Come to papa gorilla my children. Dear Future Neighbors, I'm sorry in advanced for the domestic despite. But it's under control, he is a cop.
UH right so my plurk is here so feel free to add me an we can talk about butts and stuff and I'm on aim @ HotIceRed so feel free to hit me up there as well. I-I HOPE WE CAN BE...COMRADES.
I'm outtie

Comments

[softbank]

i've been waiting for this

[gorillatama]

YES I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN VERY PATIENT!
COME AT ME, BRO
I mean
other....son....?

[softbank]

i'm already here
otosan

[gorillatama]

welcum to the show
my beloved son..............mind your papas butt

[softbank]

no
i saw this on mtv once
true life something about body builders + the dad shaved the sons butt
No

[gorillatama]

are you saying to want kondo to shave kotitsu's ass or
this sounds like an enlightening program tho

[softbank]

NO
FORGET EVERYTHING

[gorillatama]

its too late
enjoy the poop
through your ultra smooth bottom

[softbank]

DONT SAY ULTRA SMOOTH BOTtOM TO ME THANK

[gorillatama]

ultra clean
ultra smooth
butt floss aint got no resistance
NO WIND RESISTANCE, SON!!!!!!! your butt can fly

[softbank]

what is wind resistance even
makes u think

[gorillatama]

the lack of hair that those swimming anime boys have on their balls
which lets them glide through water
and assholes
thinks hard

[softbank]

u just triggered me so bad

[gorillatama]

ABOUT THE SWIMMI-!?
i'm extremely sorry
bows low to the ground
please take the necessary actions against my payroll and anus...

[softbank]

YOU ALMOST DID IT AGAIN YOURE NOT SORRY
IM GOING TO SEND HORSES TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE

[gorillatama]

I'M
NOT SORRY NO NOT EVEN A LITTLE
IF YOU FUCKING SEND HORSES TO MY HOUSE I'M GOING TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP ITS ASS! AND GET IT TO FART BY TICKLING IT

[softbank]

u will be my undoing, and also my savior

[gorillatama]

I am the avatar
that sounds about right

[softbank]

did i accidentally avatar

[gorillatama]

just call me aaang....us. aagnus for short
and no I am not blue badadee doobie