the dog got so excited it peed all over itself

[ex_prizeneck379]

B-b-b-booonjaloha, Holly Heights!

Kai here, making a fool of herself by slipping this in the sudden influx of intro notes [btw, welcome, dudes!] with a...

...well, I've been calling this a "VICTIMS WANTED AD" and there's no other way to call it now, so. I've mentioned this before in my hiatus notice a month ago! So this is it! Basically, this blind douchebag is a master swordsman that can even cut up bullets . Tarantino would get all tingly in his pants, I know. So despite my own insistence that he's nothing but an idiot with a penchant for cakes and a hideous sense of humor [spoilers: he kinda is] I have yet to explore that side of him in which he is what the manga really portrays him as, which is an 30 year old virgin amoral sword nut with no sense of loyalty at the sight of a good fight... even if he isn't entirely heartless.

Anyway, complicated description aside, you can check out this little post with manga clippings to have an idea of how his head works... sorta. Because no one else knows what he's been planning since square one, actually. He just suddenly switched "teams" to the one that was trying to kill him in canon so how does he really work ?

So, tl;dr aside, what I want is simple: someone to volunteer their firstborn  their character to be... well, not killed, because this guy finds it an easy escape [especially here] and entirely against the idea of punishment, but to be maimed, have their tendons cut, etc etc... but he's not entirely mindless - he follows the way of the sword, so he won't even lay a finger on someone who doesn't have a mean bone in their body or someone who's not as crazy strong as he is - so the character needs to have certain traits, sorta!

They either need to have messed with someone's well-being and life just for apparent shits and giggles, or need to be a real challenge and turn towards him for a fight but actually go for the kill, or! Even if you don't want your character to even break a nail we can arrange something like a very efficient escape as long as it's clearly evident this guy isn't really your normal vigilante and sits more in a gray area. That said, I'm open to ideas! If you want your character to go after him afterwards for answers or revenge of their own, that's entirely fine by me. Totally willing to have him Yakety Sax across the neighborhood as well.

And yeah, thanks for reading, have a cookie. I'm gonna go back into my pillow fort and hide. Cheers, dudes.

Comments

[dieharder]

You wish you had a pillow fort

[wyrmsbane]

Ahhhh wow, it's been so long since I read this manga *^*!! Sadly I can't volunteer because all I play is a dragon and a telepathic loli.

[mayoboro]

grandson

[coldiceflower]

This looks like a totally good thing to use to make Yukihina lose his powers (because I want him to turn into a woman-for-a-day sometime in the nearer future). Yukihina loves fighting even though he mostly seems aloof and "i don't give a crap about you" etc, and he has yet to have a single fight here, though there's that thing about how they would end up fighting... Maybe he sees an opportunity to test out if he actually is completely human (because he was an undead and healed immediately, before, but i won't let him have that back yet (or ever, unless we get a Heike because then it'll be needed but nvm that) or something yes erm hi

[inaudibly]

I WOULD TOTALLY VOLUNTEER MY BOYS EXCEPT LONQU DOESNT HAVE ACTUAL SWORDS YET AND HE ALREADY BEAT NIC UP.....

[pachintoki]

Oh, I'm still interested like I said in your other post but. Still trying to think of a reason Gintoki would even bother with Mamoru though. /ponders