the dog got so excited it peed all over itself

[ex_prizeneck379]

B-b-b-booonjaloha, Holly Heights!

Kai here, making a fool of herself by slipping this in the sudden influx of intro notes [btw, welcome, dudes!] with a...

...well, I've been calling this a "VICTIMS WANTED AD" and there's no other way to call it now, so. I've mentioned this before in my hiatus notice a month ago! So this is it! Basically, this blind douchebag is a master swordsman that can even cut up bullets . Tarantino would get all tingly in his pants, I know. So despite my own insistence that he's nothing but an idiot with a penchant for cakes and a hideous sense of humor [spoilers: he kinda is] I have yet to explore that side of him in which he is what the manga really portrays him as, which is an 30 year old virgin amoral sword nut with no sense of loyalty at the sight of a good fight... even if he isn't entirely heartless.

Anyway, complicated description aside, you can check out this little post with manga clippings to have an idea of how his head works... sorta. Because no one else knows what he's been planning since square one, actually. He just suddenly switched "teams" to the one that was trying to kill him in canon so how does he really work ?

So, tl;dr aside, what I want is simple: someone to volunteer their firstborn  their character to be... well, not killed, because this guy finds it an easy escape [especially here] and entirely against the idea of punishment, but to be maimed, have their tendons cut, etc etc... but he's not entirely mindless - he follows the way of the sword, so he won't even lay a finger on someone who doesn't have a mean bone in their body or someone who's not as crazy strong as he is - so the character needs to have certain traits, sorta!

They either need to have messed with someone's well-being and life just for apparent shits and giggles, or need to be a real challenge and turn towards him for a fight but actually go for the kill, or! Even if you don't want your character to even break a nail we can arrange something like a very efficient escape as long as it's clearly evident this guy isn't really your normal vigilante and sits more in a gray area. That said, I'm open to ideas! If you want your character to go after him afterwards for answers or revenge of their own, that's entirely fine by me. Totally willing to have him Yakety Sax across the neighborhood as well.

And yeah, thanks for reading, have a cookie. I'm gonna go back into my pillow fort and hide. Cheers, dudes.

Comments

[dieharder]

You wish you had a pillow fort

[livefaster]

only if there's air conditioning in it

[dieharder]

i hope you're not asking me 'cause i ain't doing that

[livefaster]

what why not

[dieharder]

well i'm making the fort

i'm just not shoving an AC in there you doofus

[livefaster]

it's way too hot for pillows tho

[dieharder]

then i guess you're not getting a pillow fort then!!!!!111

[livefaster]

You're telling me you can actually get in that pillow fort and stay for the rest of the day inside

in this heat

[dieharder]

i thought we had decided to wait for colder weather :v

plus your living room is fresh even without getting the ac INSIDE the fort

[livefaster]

I WAS THINKING YOU WANTED IT NOW but yes let's just wait until it's nice and cool

that's cause there's ac in the room :º

[dieharder]

yes good

will give me all the time to plan it just right
ehehehehe heheehehe

[livefaster]

omg you're really into the idea

[dieharder]

well....... yes

arent you????

[livefaster]

lamkldms

yes I am but you know I'm more of a winging it type

[dieharder]

well i just

i dont want us to forget something important so i have to plan so i know just how many sheets and pillows and mattresses we'll need
and also see if my kawaii xmas lights are working right so we can use them too UvU

[livefaster]

I have xmas lights! :º Brand new, too. Around two years old.

[dieharder]

yes but are yours cold or hot

bc hot can be dangerous
mine are plastic too

... i'll just take them and we'll see what we prefer
or. we can use both. yes, both, both. both is good.

[livefaster]

that's a good question i have no clue

[dieharder]

Its ok i got this

[livefaster]

ajskdljfjgkldfg

/wag

[livefaster]

also that's adorable

just thought you should know

[dieharder]

yes i know what kawaii means

[livefaster]

PLS

[dieharder]

GET OUT BEFORE I PUNCH YOU

[livefaster]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[wyrmsbane]

Ahhhh wow, it's been so long since I read this manga *^*!! Sadly I can't volunteer because all I play is a dragon and a telepathic loli.

[ex_prizeneck379]

sjlsfhsjkf oh man you know the canon IT'S LIKE SPOTTING A RARE POKEMON HELLO

[rosescape]

I'll have you know I am a rare shiny pokemon. Maybe a Eevee!

I haven't read it recently (years?) so I didn't realize the Mamoru you and Blanche (unless I'm remembering things wrong) was talking about was this Mamoru... but I'm downloading it now to re-read \o/

Haruka and Anna are a little bit alike, actually! She doesn't have Haruka's precog and ability to pick futures because the few things she sees definitely come true -- and I should refresh myself.

But yeeees hi I know this manga, it's cute, thread with me sometime......

[warmest]

YES, THIS IS THE MAMORU.

you guys should thread.

/disappears back into the shadows

[rosescape]

GOOD TO KNOW I WAS COHERENT ENOUGH (/_\)!!

[ex_prizeneck379]

Eeeeeveeeee I love eevees they're the cutest


I SHALL hey if Mamoru and Mikoto have been sleeping in the same random places then Anna is about to find this douchebag around definitely

[mayoboro]

grandson

[ex_prizeneck379]

grandpa

[coldiceflower]

This looks like a totally good thing to use to make Yukihina lose his powers (because I want him to turn into a woman-for-a-day sometime in the nearer future). Yukihina loves fighting even though he mostly seems aloof and "i don't give a crap about you" etc, and he has yet to have a single fight here, though there's that thing about how they would end up fighting... Maybe he sees an opportunity to test out if he actually is completely human (because he was an undead and healed immediately, before, but i won't let him have that back yet (or ever, unless we get a Heike because then it'll be needed but nvm that) or something yes erm hi

[ex_prizeneck379]

That sounds pretty okay by me! Truth to be told, this douchebag is blind, but he can tell by people's posture and footsteps if they're a decent fighter or not! So maybe he can just pull at Yukihina's strings to start a fight and get... carried away? If that's okay with you, at least.

[coldiceflower]

I’ve actually read it, not all and I’m not up to date since I’ve only read the omnibus volumes I have, but still, that’s 3 omnibus volumes.

That’s absolutely okay with me. Yukihina’s strings are pretty easy to pull if he sees a promising opponent and when the right ones are pulled.

[inaudibly]

I WOULD TOTALLY VOLUNTEER MY BOYS EXCEPT LONQU DOESNT HAVE ACTUAL SWORDS YET AND HE ALREADY BEAT NIC UP.....

[ex_prizeneck379]

WELL FIGHTING ISN'T JUST EXCLUSIVELY TO SWORD-FIGHTING.

HE HAS HIS SWORD ON HIM AT ALL TIMES BUT HE RARELY FIGHTS ANOTHER SWORDSMAN

Unless you want them to keep going at it but idk, dude, not another OD and then you've got your leash around.

[pachintoki]

Oh, I'm still interested like I said in your other post but. Still trying to think of a reason Gintoki would even bother with Mamoru though. /ponders

[ex_prizeneck379]

Yes good unruly-haired swordsmen to the ring!!

Although it's a good question. Usually this guy just goes at it whenever he spots good competition - he can spot it 'cause of crazy martial artist observance skills - but I don't really know Gintoki's pings to egg him on to a fight to "almost death" [since I heard both of them aren't too keen on killing?] .

[pachintoki]

Yeah, hmm. I mean, he's got the endurance and the talent/skills for sure to go with Mamoru. The first time he fought with Hijikata grandpa, he just hit the other guy's sword so hard it broke to stop their fight because he really didn't want to go.

But that doesn't mean he wouldn't protect himself. He'd fight like a demon to protect himself or someone else, especially someone he cared for. He just doesn't fly off the handle when it comes to using his sword; he'd really only use it to protect himself or someone else, so those are his pings I guess.

Also I just remembered that his sword got broken by some asshole BUT I REALLY WANT THEM TO INTERACT ugh.

[ex_prizeneck379]

hjdfksdjf YES I THINK THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR GREAT CR
damn it you people without swords Mamoru doesn't understand how you do it

although his is a different case cause lulz white cane

OKAY SO my idea is that Mamoru either goes after someone who would rile Gintoki up and egg on to protect... or he goes after Gintoki himself. He's not... however, the kind of dude that would strike someone's back, so there should be willingness to fight on Gintoki's part too aaaaaah complicated characterssssss