and on this day ya'll are receiving some grim reminders

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first and foremost: jean made me do this and i apologize profusely.
 

jumping on this titan invasion while everyone's preoccupied......i'm jen, also here with kotetsu t. kaburagi (softbank ) & hiro kageyama (hiroic ). this guy here is eren yeager from shingeki no kyojin/attack on titan! in case you missed the memo, it's an anime about giants and their favorite food is despair?? something like that

 since it's an ongoing anime/manga, i realize a lot of people probably don't wanna be spoiled by something and he's been dragged out from chapter 45, so if you'd rather not play with me: no hard feelings at all! just let me know aight!! aside from pming me here, you can still reach me over at gilboat!

also, he'll be staying at house no. 1404 beating shinji ikari up every day. musashi looks like the type of guy who'd allow that sorta thing so come by and listen sometime!!

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o HMY GOD WE'RE NOT INCORPORATING ANY SAFEWORDS!!!! AT THE MOST IT WILL BE A DISTRESSING SCREAM well shinji is erens age isnt he.... isnt eren like five

or four maybe

YEAH I THINK ITS LIKE TWO BEDS IN THE SAME ROOM?? SO WHEN ERENS ASLEEP SHINJI WILL BE WIDE AWAKE BECAUSE EREN'LL SLEEP TALK ''kill em all hahaha swag'' AROUND THE CLOCK

ohmy god that sounds like me when i get into shinjis account.....

also Im adding u on plurk btw prepare yourself

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he's definitely four, four years old

IM LAUGHING OKAY I THOUGHT THERE WAS JUST 1 BED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RP ADULTS FOR ALL ETERNITY...shinji will just have to become nocturnal and sleep during the day

this is like some national geographic thing where two lions wanna sleep in the same mufasa cave

oKAY THO I AM PREPARED FOR THIS (I THINK) (IM SORRY ABOUT MY PLURKS IN ADVANCE)

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no wonder his face is always stuck like that

oH GOD THAT WOULD BE SO BAD SHINJI WOULD JUST. SLEEP. ON THE FLOOR. YOU CAN HAVE THE BED. he'd probably go sleep in the living room actually or outside somewhere
idk shinji works in mysterious ways

did you actually call shinji a lion he's more like a de-clawed kitten

GOOD OKAY OKAY GOOD (DON'T BE SoRRY) (THEY PROBABLY AREN'T THAT BAD)

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"SHINJI WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS" IM LAUGHING AT THAT WHY

THIS SITUATION IS TERRIBLE

shinji can crawl into bed with their mem mem and pep pep
(pls tell me he brought his daddy issues to musashi-otosan...)

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well it's true!! you can't even deny that fact it's kind of canon

THIS SITUATION IS HORRENDOUSLY BEAUTIFUL

oh my god mem mem pep pep now I'm going to start saying that oh no....
--shouldn't that be expected

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I'M JUST PICTURING THAT ONE SCENE YOU KNOW THE SCENE I'M THINKING ABOUT

whats wrong shinji don't you like your new pep pep.........

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there's at least one million scenes in nge jen but I will try and picture what you are picturing--

WAIT A MINUTE IS IT THE ONE WHERE SHINJI GETS PUNCHED

can eren actually say pep pep to shinji......

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(THE SCENE WHERE HE MASTURBATES)

DOESN'T HE GET PUNCHED A WHOLE LOT that would be hardballin u

cNA U IMAGINE EREN SAYING PEP PEP AT ALL
MY PEP PEP INJECTED ME WITH TITANS WHAT WAS YOUR PEP PEP LIKE

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JESUS CHRIST

he gets punched a couple times but this one time he punched the guy back-- then again he insisted that shinji do it so..... oh my god hardballin indeed

ANGRILY SCREAMING PEP PEP-- uh my pep pep didn't love me and made me pilot giant robots and I haven't lived with him for like ever so

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real talk how hasnt shinji just

snapped and punched everyone

unless he did snap at some point I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE ANIME IN YEARS AND I'VE NOT TOUCHED THE MOVIES (YET)...... and the ending was so confusing i really dont know anything about shinji


pilot a what?? stop lying about stuff to sound cool
nerd

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real talk not even I know since he deals with a lot of bullshit everyday but it's probably gonna happen eventually since he just has the tendency to keep everything inside like the little asswipe he is

I'm throwing money in the court in the hopes that eren will help that happen though-- HAHA YEAH THE ENDING THREW ME OFF A BIT but I liked it nevertheless. also watch end of eva I fucking dare you

oh my god but..... I'm not lying???

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END OF EVA IS...THE OLDER MOVIE RIGHT?

what if shinji drew a picture of his eva for eren one day and then eren just starts screaming about how that's a titan and he shows it to levi??????????????

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yes!!! it takes place right after the end of the anime and legit explains anything confusing with actual events and not an acid trip.

that'd be hilarious though oh my god but by result of that shinji's life would be 10000000x more difficult

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'with actual events and not an acid trip' I'M ON BOARD!!!!


shinji stop saying titans arent real
stop drawing them and then saying they're not real!!!!!!!!

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YEAH it's a hella good watch plus it fills in the holes the anime didn't so

but I'm not drawing?? titans??? they're not titans???
god why do I even bother shinji thinks to himself

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i suddenly feel like i'll have to rewatch evangelion because WHEN I DID I WAS TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AND I THINK I FILLED THOSE BLANKS WITH MY UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT HAPPENED WHICH IS IRRELEVANT? does that even make sense oh god

ok but dont lie to me in this house thats a titan and u drew it i watched u

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I FEEL THAT WAY ALL THE TIME DON'T WORRY... I was debating on doing that despite it only being like two months since I last watched it (talk about late to the party.....) and that sort of makes sense its okay though man

what does a titan even look like....

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OH GOOD SO IT'S LIKE A REFRESHER COURSE + A PATCH-UP JOB

GOOD

um its what u drew if u keep asking me this questions im gonna crumple this up and put it in your bungus

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DAMN RIGHT it's the kind of course I need yessir

I swear to god one day shinji is just going to walk out of that house and just ollie into the city because of eren's shit and then the whole family is going to go ''don't worry.... he will come back on his own''

the twist is he doesn't