CALLING ALL FRIENDLESS LOSERS

[girlmemo]

Hello, residents of Holly Heights, new and old! I'm just posting here to pimp out the Neighbors Club, a club that aims to help people make friends. There's one catch, though: you must have no friends to join. But don't let that stop you! We hold monthly CR-building activities such as last month's King's Game so if your character is the shy or anti-social type, we highly encourage them to join. Don't worry if your character has no CR with any of its members or probably wouldn't join on their own accord - you can have someone else sign them up, or we can fix that easily. Yozora and Sena (who got accepted this month!) have their methods...

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Comments

[gloomylullaby]

if kazuaki is a teacher can he still join

or supervise

he would absolutely look into a no friends club run by students because he has no shame

[girlmemo]

THEY NEED A SUPERVISOR, FOR REAL

i mean gosh they don't even have a real supervisor in canon so a Teacher teacher would be great

[girlmemo]

their supervisor in canon joins in the club activities too btw so kazuaki can join in the fun!!!

just ignore the fact that said supervisor is 10 years old

[gloomylullaby]

WEEPY-SENSEI IS HERE FOR YOU GUYS!! omfg but why ten

well he probably can't do worse than a ten year old so hey

he'll be excited to supervise and participate!!!!

[girlmemo]

LMAO SOMEONE TOLD HER SHE WAS A TEACHER SO SHE'D SHUT UP... and yozora believed it.

but omg yay do you want to thread out how he joins or do you want to handwave?

[gloomylullaby]

sounds completely legit

either works! if you're going post or something i can tag in but handwaving doesn't bother me (*・ｖ・)

[mayoboro]

friendless losers? INSCRIBING badbreak PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HIM

[badbreak]

SHITS IN YOUR FUCKING BED

[girlmemo]

wow they're not babysitters!!!

[mayoboro]

HE CAN BRING A LOT OF CULTURALLY SMART INTROSPECTION INTO YOUR GROUP

[girlmemo]

i feel like this is a lie

this is such a lie

don't lie to me omfg

(we'll take him)

[mayoboro]

you brave souls

[girlmemo]

Ah, I don't think I'll be posting anything in a while... handwaving is fine with me!

[whizbangs]

he doesn't have a bed you little asshole that's MY BED

[badbreak]

SHITS IN EVERY BED IN THE HOUSE

[whizbangs]

have fun sleeping in your own shit then

[badbreak]

NO

REJECTED

LEAVES!!!!!!

[badbreak]

RUNS AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS

[whizbangs]

sells all your stuff

[badbreak]

WHAT STUFF

[whizbangs]

all these wonderful gifts i got you

you'll never get them now

[badbreak]

BULLSHIT

BULLSHIT

[whizbangs]

bet i'll get a shitload for em too

[girlmemo]

OH and also please fill out the form so we can keep track of who comes and goes!

[nonvernacular]

Brady wants to join, he is a loser who is friendless

[girlmemo]

all members of the s&b society can leave

I MEAN sure, Yozora won't mind at all! Just fill out the form.

[nonvernacular]

what's the s&b society!!??!!?

[girlmemo]

omg have you not watched brady and severa's support conversations... the s&b society is basically the neighbors club with those two LMAO

[nonvernacular]

LMFAO OH NO that's like the one support i don't have yet.... of his.... BUT I'M WORKING ON IT RN

[gloomylullaby]

yes can do ♥!!

[mayoboro]

ps
how much of a joke would it be
if hijikata were to sit there too?
at least for like a couple of sessions before he gives up "i got friends" grumbling at no one

get back to me xoxo HAHA SUP

[icefallen]

So Rio is thinking of bullying signing up her friendless loser brother (Ryouga Kamishiro) and his equally friendless loser friend (Kaito Tenjou) to the club, along with herself. But they need to make separate signup comments, correct?

Aaaaaalso, I assume we don't need existing CR with the leaders to be able to join, if I'm gathering this right? C:

[girlmemo]

eep sorry i just got to this now! i forgot to... star the notif...

hijikata can come for maximum hilarity of course of course but he's not allowed to bring mayonnaise jsyk

[girlmemo]

HAHA PERFECT, that's perfect, actually. They can sign up, and it doesn't matter if the comments are separate or not, ahaha.

And yes, you don't need existing CR! They could have found the club via Yozora's horrid fliers.