+1 douchebag

[foulballs]

HELLO PRETTIES. You can call me Ria or Vodka and I'm bringing in this lovely sports-obsessed prosecutor. He's staying in 1488 with Dahlia as his waifu, so be prepared for the happiest parents on the block out to secretly murder you! ♥

CHEY AND QU-KO, C'MERE SO WE CAN PLOT BABBU AND PAPA THINGS.

That said, I don't know a lot of you AA peeps and I'd really like to get some things flattened out about reactions and stuff. Cause I'm sure that's going to be...an issue...ha ha...

For plotting purposes or otherwise, you can reach me via plurk at rimjob. Nice to meet you all!

Comments

[foulballs]

IT REALLY HAS AHHHHHHHH i love rp reunions they're like eps from sitcoms ;u; but yeah I'm glad we are sharing houses because i know you're fab

daddy will teach you to be the lonest and baddest of the wolves welcome to the pack kiddo you're a portsman now

[rhinestones]

SAME. LET'S RUN INTO EACH OTHER'S ARMS CRYING. but yeah! i was surprised to see it was you, but then stoked because you're fab. we're fab. this is meant to be.

no he doesn't want to. go away. you're not his real dad. :(

[foulballs]

RUNS IN SLOW MO yeah it's been a hard for me for awhile and i just wanted to do something fresh in a place i hadn't been so SURPRISE but legit like i'm so glad you're part of the family unit since i was nervous about new people and i feel really good about everything now!

he's not and that's why he's going to be nice and play sports while actually using you as a drug mule oops

[rhinestones]

AWWW. yes, everything is good. do not worry. you are in good hands.


see ya.