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[devilcool]

greetings holly heights, my name is rift and i'm brand new here. i'll be playing hitoyoshi zenkichi from medaka box, a manga/anime that can't really be characterized as it genre shifts every dozen chapters or so (something that the characters are bizarrely self-aware of). hitoyoshi is one of the two main characters of the series, though he's mostly the fairly normal viewpoint character (though he's pretty far from "normal" by any objective criteria).

he's been taken from after the successor arc of the series, meaning he's the newly appointed student council president... which only really means he starts wearing a cool pair of glasses (that he quickly loses, making them seem entirely pointless).

anyways, he'll be living at 1467, and i look forward to playing with you all! (perhaps once i actually upload some icons...)

Comments

[endgod]

LMFAO he really does lose them quickly doesn't he... but yes hello, I guess!!!

[devilcool]

idk who you are lady but hello

[endgod]

wow!!!!!

[heartboobs]

hi rift it's nice to meet you

[devilcool]

when meeting a new person you should introduce yourself

[detects]

welcome to the party

[devilcool]

i'm fashionably late

[sisumama]

hello precious son

Um! Hello, I play Sisuca (Suikoden Tierkreis) who just happens to be Hitoyoshi's mother. And my name is Rune! I look forward to playing with you and I apologize for her in advance.

[devilcool]

hi rune! i look forward to playing with you too. in canon hitoyoshi has a huge mother complex but that shouldn't apply here... probably...

[sisumama]

W-wait a second. Are you the Rift that I know from...gosh, a while back? Or am I thinking of someone else, haha...

[devilcool]

yes that is i

i wasnt sure whether you were pretending not to know me since half the people in the post are denying it too

[fish_or_die]

No I'm sorry, I wasn't, I'm just braindead at times, remember? Ahh, what a happy coincidence.

[devilcool]

well, that works too

and a happy coincidence indeed! i should probably finally get off my ass and intro soon too...

[regimenting]

you have rifted into the same place as me, i see...

[devilcool]

it was bound to happen eventually...

[anterogrades]

rift's gone rifting once again

[devilcool]

some thing's never change

[thymesia]

HITO HHHKKGKKK

I AM HHGKGK YOUR FATHER HHGHGKGKGK

ok that was dumb

but yes hello!! i'm jade and i play worick here and i am distracted by how attractive hitoyoshi is

worick is kind of a friendly-but-actually-jackass so for all parental issues i suggest seeking out sisuca

[devilcool]

hitoyoshi has daddy issues too, mostly that he never had one

so this should be fun! if your definition of fun is kind of weird. but either way, it's nice to meet you!

[thymesia]

worick also has daddy issues, mostly that his was awful, let's bond

my definition of anything is kind of weird. nice to meet you too!!

[devilcool]

hey dad lets bond over our dad issues

seems legit