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[hallucinating]

hey pals! it's norr here with yet another 30 year old man with weird social issues.

this time it's dr. jonathan crane solely from batman begins (ie the first of nolan's batman trilogy). you may remember him as the smug little effeminate ahole that gets tasered in the face and pops a few boners over batman's existence.

he'll probably be getting his shit together as he will definitely be arriving post face-tasering when he's mia and... riding a horse in a straight jacket with the burlap mask on (no big) and then starting a new arkham rehabilitation clinic so look forward to getting your therapy on :*

i will probably be throwing up a permissions post soon because i know crane can touch on some uncomfortable topics/can be visually disturbing and i'll probably be pulling out some weird shit with him so look for that if you know you'll need to be informed of anything in particular that might rub you the wrong way.

you can catch me on aim sometimes at olumpios but your best bet would be to add me on norr.


party hard

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[wetsuited]

OH MY GOD.

[hallucinating]

i'm going to pee in you cereal

[wetsuited]

GET AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS WHERE THE FUCK IS BATMAN THOUGH SERIOUSLY

FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuccckkkkkk...

[hallucinating]

there is no batman here dave
batman doesn't exist he's fictional
would you like to step into my office
to talk about this
privately

[wetsuited]

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[hallucinating]

LFKMALSDLFMAKSDFMLASKDFM

I JUST LIKE
BARRY WHITE LAUGHED
REALLY LOUDLY IRL

[wetsuited]

kdfjbdfkjgbdfg eehehehe

[waltzhagen]

god he's attractive

[hallucinating]

unbearably so ):

[kisshou]

Oh Crane *^* I was so sad that we didn't get more of you in the movies~~

[hallucinating]

IKR GOSH i was sad that his only role in tdk was getting punched in the face by a batman imposter sobs

[kisshou]

THOSE MOVIES! /tiny fistshake

They made it seem like a thing where he'd be coming back, and then he never did :C I was like "SCARECROWSOBSOBSOB"

[hallucinating]

IKRRRRRRR apparently he's going to make an appearance in tdkr so i really really hope it's delicious sobs

[kisshou]

I HOPE SO TOO! I really don't want to watch that movie, but probably will when it comes out on video >_> If he doesn't make an appearance I'm going to shed many a girly tears.

[glamandfame]

I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT OMGGGGG.

[hallucinating]

LMFAO SHARPAY and crane talking my brain cannot comprehend this event

i need it

[glamandfame]

Excuse me while I go photoshop images of Crane wearing a tiara. Because naturally this is a Princess talk, not a psychological meeting.

[hallucinating]

everyone knows crane is the prettiest princess

EXACTLY

[glamandfame]

[deanimated]

So I won't lie, I had a huge bad guy-crush on Crane back in the day. Have fun C:

[hallucinating]

i just typed 'he can take giselle out on a date' and then i think my body tried to shut down

[deanimated]

Oh no do you need oxygen?!

I don't even want to think of what a date with him would consist of, tbh

[doyoufondue]

i pictured steve on one of those lounge chairs just now talking about his life and his fear of ice cubes while crane takes notes....

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[vodouisant]

get out