HIATUS + PLOTTING SHIT + DRAW DICKS ALL OVER HIM DO IT

[badbreak]

Sup HH! I'll be going away on holiday starting tomorrow. I should probably be back around at the end of August/beginning of September.

As for existing threads, I'm going to try to wrap some shit up today, but action tags/logs are gonna be put on hold unless they're crazy pressing. Anyone that's agreed to help Badou learn to swim, I'd love it if you could reply to this post for plotting purposes regarding drowning shitbags. I mean drowning children. I mean swimming. Badou only drowns freestyle SPLASH FREE

Uhh oh yes so as far as IC reasons for the hiatus goes, Badou Nails Shitlord Extraordinaire will have gotten his left arm well broken by a certain ugly thug with awful hair, and due to this will be out of commission for a while. God mod rights go to TEAM LAST RESORT and the employees of Iwai-zake. You can tell me what horrible shit your character drew on his cast here!

I'M FORGETTING A TON OF STUFF so just hit me up on my plurk at mangemad.

RABID OUT

Comments

[slushfund]

the ugly thug with awful hair is not hiruma this time, it is agon. just throwing that out there.

RABID I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN ON VACATION, WE'LL MISS YOU AND STUFF, ETC ETC LOLLAME.

[badbreak]

omfg the paintball thread senpai senpai senpai

I WILL HAVE THE MOST FUN LATER LOSERS NEVER LOOKS BACK (ilufroot)

[slushfund]

(ilu2 it's ok i understCRIES LOUDLY DON'T LEAVE ME) (no have fun omg shoves you out the door)

paintball is some serious shit kouhai

[badbreak]

that shit is so serious

[karlsefni]

wait i'm not the ugly thug with the awful hair am i

there are a lot of those here

PS WHEN HE GOES SWIMMING WITH THORFINN THORFINN WILL LITERALLY THROW HIM INTO A RIVER/THE SEA/THE DEEP END OF THE POOL AND WATCH HIM DROWN UNTIL HE STOPS DROWNING \:D/

[badbreak]

there sure are a lot of them here

THORFINN THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TEACH SOMEONE TO SWIMDSKJNFKJDSF I EXPECTED AS MUCH WEEPS

[karlsefni]

yeah but i'm not the one who broke your arm

unless i broke your arm teaching you to swim

maybe you got both arms broken??????

UHM YES IT IS IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS HOW I LEARNED????

[badbreak]

YOUR SISTER DID NOT DROWN YOU TO wait

she might have

[karlsefni]

she might have yeah

[badbreak]

bamf as fuck

I wish someone would app her

[karlsefni]

i read "bamf" as like "milf" except sister so "silf" i guess and i was like

don't u touch my sister


but yes someone should app her okok

[badbreak]

deletes this thread

[karlsefni]

screenshots

[badbreak]

technology you win again you disgusting harlot

[badbreak]

LMFAO I'M NOT BREAKING BOTH OF HIS ARMS OH MY GOD

[karlsefni]

R U SURE

IT WOULD BE FUNNY 8V

THEN HE'D REALLY BE OUT OF COMMISSION self r u drunk





u could break a leg instead

[badbreak]

oh my fucking god he'd look like a war refugee

CRUTCHES
EYEPATCH
BANDAGES

[karlsefni]

well he kind of is

who knows about dogs:b&c

[badbreak]

weeps

life is so hard to live

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT I was gonna have it be his arm because he could still be bouncing around actively when I get back

[karlsefni]

you could still do that if both arms are broken

just use them as weapons and beat everyone up


actually you could do that anyway i guess

RIGHT CAST HOOK!!!

[badbreak]

I just pictured Thorfinn using Badou like a club mostly

[karlsefni]

that could work too

maybe one day if he ends up with all his limbs broken





or paralyzed from the neck down i guess

DON'T WORRY STREET URCHIN BRO WE CAN STILL BEAT UP THINGS TOGETHER!!!

[badbreak]

STOP YOU'RE THE WORST AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY CASTMATE YET

[karlsefni]

well lily could do it instead

i bet she could

HEY BADOU WANNA PLAY BASEBALL :)

[volcanic]

Iceland never agreed but I am dropping by to say perhaps Iceland will realize the error of his jerkish ways and send a book or two Badou's way?? He doesn't need any drowning children on his conscience ok.

[karlsefni]

but what if an icelandic kid drowns him

it'll be on your conscience anyway >:U

[volcanic]

damn it thorfinn

[bauhinia]

Honkers will teach you the swimming, Badou. You can use his pool. Luna would too, if that's not too redundant.

Someone will teach him to swim. Properly. Without drowning.

[itsnotzura]

Handwave? Social link up?

[fusou]

I'm cool with whatever! You let me know what sounds like it'll work for you and I will make it so! ♥ Had to dig out Japan because I had the nostalgias.

[itsnotzura]

JAPAN-SAMA I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE MY GOODNESS WHY AM I NOT EATING THE FUCKING DIRT TO BOW TO YOU

[fusou]

Because dirt is not very appetizing, Katsura-san! Aa, please do not eat dirt for my sake....

[whizbangs]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

obnoxiously draws hearts on cast

[ex_prizeneck379]

I did wonder about which ugly thug with awful hair, I mean

endless possibilities

anyway HAVE FUN DUDE

[somber]

"employees of iwai-zake" what about co-owning trophy wife shitlords

[totallysane]

I am both late and on the wrong journal, but Fang was going to help him with swimming! 8D

[heartboobs]

OK THIS IS SUPER LATE I"M SORRY BUT

I would love to have some stuff handwaved between he and Maya as far as the swimming lessons goes. uwu If it's okay with you, we can just assume he came to Mikoto's beach party (there's a log in the log comm about it) and they did some swimming there. She would've been kind and cheerful and encouraging and nice and I imagine it would've been a perfect and fun time accounting for Badou's brattiness also of course. She probably wore a shirt over half her swimsuit because LMAO burn scars she doesn't want anyone to see but chances are good she talked a lot about scuba-diving and how cool swimming is and eating crabs??? Idk! Let me know if there's anything else we should talk about!

[planetpheromone]

HI HI I'M HERE I'M SO LATE

But YEAH. Usui would seriously teach him and would seriously be good at it, because he is insane and such. He might have a bit of monotone one-liners depending on Badou, or start whining about his time being wasted if Badou fails at life, but he wouldn't really mind and would pretty patiently go over things with him without being overly condescending.

Probably in the ocean-y area, or if Badou is really bad, Usui will move them to the pool, because drowning and watching a corpse float toward the horizon isn't in his plans for the afternoon.