I CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE BEFORE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, AND I AIN'T GONNA LOSE.

[slushfund]

yooo holly heights, this is your bi-yearly american football promoter froot, speaking!

i wanted to remind you all, old and new, of the american football sign-up sheet in hiruma's profilio. we have around nineteen players, and more roles to choose from, so get your stats sheets in and come have fun on the field with all of this easily accessible cr — we're waiting to welcome you into our ranks!

you don't have to understand how football works, or even care much about it (i'll handle all that technical stuff teehee), so please lend hiruma and friends your strength. we can fulfil the team's dream of playing an actual game with cheerleaders, commentators, bad referee calls, mascot fights, and more!

once we get enough people, and we only need about three to five to fill the rosters (but are happy to get many, many more), i may make a "sports on the beach" log to get everyone in on the fun. then, hopefully, a game log can go up; first battle on colosseum grounds, with spectator cheering, bet pools, and a lot of fucking shenanigans!

you can contact me at frooting, or on aim (frugivorous) for more details and plotting!

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[whizbangs]

JOIN THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL TEAM

OR ELSE

[slushfund]

YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WE PROMISE, WE LOVE YOU, WE'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT

[whizbangs]

WE'LL TREAT YOU SO RIGHT YOU WON'T EVEN BE THREATENED WITH BODILY HARM OR ANYTHING

[slushfund]

NONE WHATSOEVER (AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO LIKE, GET A CONCUSSION OR SOMETHING BY ACCIDENT THERE'LL BE AMBULANCES ON SITE OR FIRST-AIDERS ON THE SIDELINES, RIGHT, RIGHT)

[whizbangs]

(AND IF THE CAPTAIN GETS MAD AND STARTS SHOOTING AT YOU WITH AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON HE WON'T EVEN AIM FOR YOU NOT REALLY)

[pursuitofcappiness]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A BAD PROMISE

[whizbangs]

SSSSSSSSHHHHHH DON'T TELL THE PROSPECTIVE RECRUITS THAT

[slushfund]