jams it in

[ladyfascination]

"Kuradoberi Jam, Todaima Sanjowaru!

aka hi gang, this is gsai with a surprising second character. This here is Jam Kuradoberi from the Guilty Gear fighting game franchise. She's a chef, martial artist, and shameless flirt. Fits right in, really.

She's the new wife at 1496, with Tomoe as her husband and Leia and Elize as her kids. Sounds like fun!

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[friendseeking]

hey there mom :D

[ladyfascination]

hey daughter

ever wanted to put on a qipao and have your cuteness exploited for profit serve Chinese food?

[friendseeking]

uhm she would love that, not gonna lie. she does love food and people so

[ladyfascination]

a match made in shameless heaven

[friendseeking]

she'll work really hard and let her cuteness do the rest of the work

[ladyfascination]

oh the money we shall make

[soulstoked]

Oh man I so excited about having jam as a mom for leia. it is like the perfect fit

[ladyfascination]

and in a place with no child labor laws! Jam will definitely make use of her kids

[soulstoked]

it's okay she already works at her family lodge at home!

hope she's okay with her dropping a lot of plates and food though.......

[ladyfascination]

WELL

no

but maybe she can be a hostess. less chance of catastrophe then

[soulstoked]

SHE'D DO HER BEST

she's an intense tomboy though so it'll still likely end in tears

[ladyfascination]

well every family's got a black sheep, I suppose

[boundbyakiss]

Hi, Gsai! My name is Macaroni, and I'll be playing Jam's husbando, Tomoe! I'm so canon blind about Jam! But she seems like a really interesting character. I'm curious of how they would interact!

[ladyfascination]

spoiler: she'll learn of his youkai nature and imagine how much women would like to be served by a cute guy with fox ears, and then it will just be dollar signs as far as the eye can see

DID I MENTION SHE HAS, LIKE, ZERO SHAME?

[boundbyakiss]

Planning to pimp him out,huh? He doesn't have fox ears in this world, but they can be easily made He misses them and his bushy tail, okay!!

And no, you've failed to mention her shamelessness. He's seen a lot of things in his day, so he wouldn't be too surprised, but then again, he's never met a woman quite like Jam.

[ladyfascination]

hope for the worst, prepare for the catastrophic.

SO, a quick run down of Jam for the canonblind:

She's a master chef and martial artist whose role in the plot usually revolves around her restaurant.

In Guilty Gear X, she wanted the bounty on Dizzy's head to earn enough money to open and build her restaurant (and this ends up happening anyways because the heroes had to find a way to make the public at large believe Dizzy had died, so Jam publicly claimed the bounty). She meets series protag Ky Kiske and decides she has to break her off a piece of dat ass at some point.

Two weeks later in Guilty Gear XX, her restaurant is burned down and she spends a huge chunk of her time accusing anyone and everyone she comes across as being the arsonists, not thinking things through even for a moment, but meets back up with Ky and continues mercilessly hitting on him.

In the follow up, Guilty Gear Accent Core+, she needs to pay off the loan sharks that helped rebuild her burned down restaurant, and thus goes about a series of get rich quick schemes. This involves forcing people to eat her food and leave good reviews, poisoning poor Ky so that he would stick around this time, and beating up young crossdresser Bridget and forcing him to work as a server in her place.


SHE IS REALLY KIND OF A TERRIBLE PERSON. But she's got her heart in the right place most of the time, liking to make friends and create good food. She just... doesn't think her brilliant plans through very often. Or at all. And has a tendency to think with her libido instead of anything remotely logical.

[ladyfascination]

also her hair ring makes zero sense, so don't think too hard about it

XDD

[boundbyakiss]

Oh wow. She can be horrible, but she does know what she wants and knows how to get it.

Tomoe can definitely balance her out ( Call her out on her silly plans) and he'll give some protest if she wishes to recruit him to her restaurant (But probably end up picking up a few shifts somehow).

And Tomoe will try to make sense of her hair, but will fail XD!

[shiningcrystalbits]

Holy sheeeeeeet, a Jam in this game! Massive love for playing her! <333333

[ladyfascination]

She's always been a favorite of mine, personality wise, even if I can't play her for squat (I main Millia and Ky, for the most part).

[talkstoacat]

Hello, this is kind of late, but aaaah Jam ;u; I'm so happy to see her! I used to play Dizzy once somewhere

[ladyfascination]

I've got a semi-active Dizzy account and played Ky and Testament once upon a time as well.

[talkstoacat]

Well, I love Guilty Gear so I'm happy always happy to see people playing characters from that game