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[cspan]

Hello! My name's Richard, I'm completely new around here, and I'm bringing you Paris Geller from Gilmore Girls. Paris is a current pre-med student at Yale who's default mood is annoyance. Get on her bad side, and she'll subject you to particularly nasty verbal abuse. Get on her good side, and she's probably one of the best friends you'll ever have. This is a pretty good summation of her character.

Canon-wise, she's recovering from the death of her last boyfriend (who was around 60 years old... don't ask) and trying to move on with her life. She's also fasting for Ramadan (despite not being a Muslim... don't ask) so she'll be extra grumpy on arrival. She's living in House #1419 in the parent slot, and will be a nightmare to live with.

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Comments

[surfeits]

Yes! This is very true! At least she won't have to worry about doing parenting!

[cspan]

She would be an awful parent, so I think everyone should be glad about that. She'll just be a difficult older housemate instead!

[surfeits]

well she can't be more awful than his dad. he'll just pretend he is letting her live there and ignore her... OTL

[cspan]

And she'll just pretend she owns the house. Everyone wins!

[surfeits]

Exactly! *claps* It will be beautiful.

...will she like to take over preparing the meals?

[cspan]

Well, her only specialities are cereal and Chinese takeaway, so she's no expert. She would probably give it a go if they really needed her to do it though.

[surfeits]

Mmm. Delicious cereal. It's fine, he can keep cooking. It'll just be... nothing spectacular. Maybe they can take turns at putting together uninspired meals.

[cspan]

Definitely! She's prepared to help out, it's just that she'll be very annoying whilst helping out.

[surfeits]

He'll sulk in his room while she is being annoying. You know like a teenager.