/trips over own feet and comes rolling in

[jealousies]

Howdy howdy, everyone! I'm Jake and I'm super new to this party. Yet instead of bringing nachos or something awesome, I only have a green-eyed loser named Parsee Mizuhashi to offer. She hails from the Touhou Project canon, will be filling the role of mommy dearest at 1458 and is, to put it simply, a mess of jealousy and self-loathing. She's envious of everything and anything to an extent that goes far beyond simple irrationality and, dear lord, don't get me started on how poorly she views herself. She does have a gooey center though! Some...where....

Anyway! Parsee is quick to get verbally abrasive and she can be a pretty toxic/draining influence, as she's almost constantly mired in negative emotions and a defeatist attitude, so if you'd rather not deal with that please mosey on over to this opt-out permissions post - comments are screened, no questions will be asked, and my feelings won't be hurt!

You can reach me through PM, my aim skuldafn or my plurk @ khajiit! I'm excited to be here and I hope we can have fun 2getha5ever C:

Comments

[fantasynature]

Hey, wanna get beaten up?

I MEAN WELCOME. I'm Ashley, nice to meet you!

[jealousies]

god this is late pls don't look at me, YES PARSEE WOULD LIKE A BEATDOWN

i mean HI ASHLEY it's rad to meet you also!

[fantasynature]

Hah, no worries. And I'll add you on plurk because Touhou!

And Reimu can't wait for more people to beat up!