+1 doofy lawyer

[asksfortruth]

GREETINGS I come from a land of dramatic pointing, cringe-worthy anime cutscenes, and ceaseless bluffing... the wonderful land of Ace Attorney.

specifically, my name is Cori, I bring to you AA5!Phoenix Wright, who recently got his attorney's badge back after some... you know... stuff... but is the same dumbassaroo he's always been. If you'd like to learn more feel free to check out his profile page for some extended info!

It seems his waifu over at #1497 is weda and I'm unfamiliar with the canon but she kind of looks amazing so excite |D

my plurk is nopenopenope and I'lllllllll try to figure out what to do as an IC intro soon!! ♥

edit; OH I should probably mention, to those unfamiliar with the game, the protagonists' thoughts are shown through the use of (this handy dandy blue thinky text mechanic) Whatever's in blue can't be heard by other characters... barring psychic ones, I suppose. but yes watch out for that!

Comments

[prosecutory]

LIFE SENTENCE

LIFE SENTENCES FOR ALL

Only because I can't bear to have you death sentence'd

[asksfortruth]

hey bb, will u come visit me in the slammer ♥

[prosecutory]

NEVER

ROT IN JAIL FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST CRAVATS

I'll send you a postcard