hey ladies

[jusco]

Never fear, my little lambs! Your shepherd has arrived to take good, good care of you... ♥

okay no


HI. My name is Unkie and I'm bringing you one (1) Ren Jinguji, from that idols reverse harem anime Uta no Prince-sama. He's a rich kid and loves all of the ladies of the world and is romanchikku and doesn't know how to close his shirt and all that. And he plays the saxophone and has a great voice I mean who wouldn't want that (men need not apply). He's living in house 1411 and dad and little brother, I'm so, so sorry.

I'M VERY EXCITED TO PLAY!! It's great to meet you all, and I can't wait til opening! \o/ If you want, my AIM's croaseraph and my plurk is located over at unkie, feel free to add me!

Comments

[ochibi]

/kicks you out

[jusco]

no one asked for your opinion, pipsqueak

[ochibi]

one day, ren.

one day.

[jusco]

One day what?

You'll grow to be 180 cm?



:3

[ochibi]

this family is going to be so hideous . . .

[jusco]

you mean "the best thing ever" right

[firemaincannon]

Unkie is here too?! Oh man oh man and I totally had 1000% LOVE on shuffle right now. It is a sign.

[jusco]

HI HENRU.

It's a sign. You know it be.


That or I'm following you. Take your pick. :) :) :)

[firemaincannon]

I'll go with being followed. Makes me feel important. And scared.

[jusco]

why are you scared

i'm completely innocent

[firemaincannon]

You're about as innocent as I am American. And I'm British.

[jusco]

Who's telling you these false and blasphemous things!? Was it Star??? I bet it was!!!!!!

[firemaincannon]

Yeah it was Star. You should really try harder to keep him in line!!

[goddamnironman]

LMFAO I FEEL LIKE HIM AND TONY WILL ACTUALLY GET ALONG

the son tony always wanted (to neglect and forget the name of) aw ♥

ps adding you c:

[jusco]

BE A GOOD PAPA TO HIM, TONY! He might actually behave!!

Otherwise there's always father-son picking-up-chicks outings...

/adds back... when plurk loads...

[goddamnironman]

they can drink together
share stories of conquests
it'll be horrible and wonderful at the same time sob

[jusco]

...oh sweet dad is giving me alcohol...

[goddamnironman]

drink it straight like a man or he'll disown you

[jusco]

I'll never disappoint you, daddy!!!! Be proud of me!!!!

[heirjirikawa]

Your shepherd has arrived to take good, good care of you... ♥

you mean, "your wolf has come to pick you off one by one and leave you crying in the dust after finding a girl with egg yolks for eyes", right?

[jusco]

W O W

that was very specific

[heirjirikawa]

it's true though

[jusco]

but you're wrong hijirikawa

i would never leave a lady crying in the dust. i'd pick her up and wipe her tears...!

wait that's not something you understand is it

[heirjirikawa]

no, because i don't usually make girls cry

or make them pick up my trash i just scattered all over the place

[jusco]

that wasn't trash, that was art

[heirjirikawa]

eyeroll forever

there isn't enough judging icons in the world for ren

[jusco]

masato let's talk about that song where you sang about the helicopter of love

[heirjirikawa]

OH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SONGS NOW

IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS

[jusco]

YEP

because my lyrics def make more sense than yours

[heirjirikawa]

yeah sure your engrish totally makes sense

[jusco]

my english is all like


KNOCKOOOUUUUT☆

[heirjirikawa]

and bitter chocolates

[jusco]

hu... atsui ze

[heirjirikawa]

let me dump ice cold water over you then