fuwafuwa

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Hello, Holly Heights! I am Kera and I've been enabled into this game for the very first time and I'm really excited to be here!

I'm bringing you Ren from DRAMAtical Murder. If you're not familiar with DMMd, one of the only things you might have heard is that the dog is one of the romance options. Ren is that dog. Yeah. I can't really explain it. It's just a thing that happens. He's usually a really cute puppy and serves as Aoba's computer/GPS/Pokemon-esque thing, but he's been humanized into a much less cute bara dude. He has this alternate form for a million different overly complex plot reasons that I won't spoil. Ren is overly serious, lacks a sense of humor (it's not that he's mean; he just doesn't get it), and retains a lot of doglike traits, so I'm really sorry ahead of time that he's going to be sniffing everything. But underneath all the weirdness he's actually really sweet.

He's in house 1440. If it's relevant for any of the cast, his canon point is from the middle of the true route, right after Aoba successfully Scraps him!

I can be found at eloquent on Plurk, which is down right now, but feel free to add me whenever it's back up!

Comments

[intonation]

PUKES ON

this is a placeholder i'm too excited

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what the fuck.

[intonation]

i'm sorry i ruined it

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WRITE ME A NICE COMMENT

[gnasher]

I was gonna welcome you to the game but then there was puke on your intro

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Amy has literally ruined this post oh my god (IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU ANYWAY...)

[gnasher]

I'm sorry it turned out this way for you

BUT WELCOME ANYWAY I'm Rabid I play the red swimming homo and this is the first time I've ever seen not the dog ren

HE'S SO FUCKING BARA,, THIS IS UNEXPECTED

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Nice to meet you, Rabid! AND YEAH HE'S... ACTUALLY REALLY MANLY IT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS........ at least his appearance suits his super deep voice more????

[gnasher]

Holy crap that was the funniest thing ever the first time I heard it. I was expecting adorable WOOF WOOFs :) and what I got was AOBA....

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AOBA.

[gnasher]

LMFAO FUCK EXACTLY

[intonation]

I'M SORRY

[gnasher]

I feel like you're not really

[intonation]

i'm a decent person!!!!!!

[intonation]

uuuuuugh okay OKAY here's your nice comment not because you demanded it or anything

but wow i'm super excited to have ren in game especially since i seriously didn't think you'd go through with it and i didn't believe it UNTIL THIS OOC POST. ready for all the terrible adjustments to life as a real boy and being friendzoned yeah yeah yeah yeah

aoba's in 1482!! and he's going to be so happy to see ren here even if he lost his shirt for some reason THEY CAN JUST GET HIM ANOTHER though the lack of fuwa fuwa might be disappointing too

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you didn't... believe me..... why!!!!! you're so mean. I told you I wanted to get in the friendzone (RENZONE) and here I am. ready to be in the friendzone. FAITHFUL TO MY WORD.

also no there's a ban on shirts and sorry about the fuwafuwa thing and Aoba why don't you remember what happened??

[intonation]

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED... IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT

ready. ready to friendzone ren so hard whenever all of ren's gross feelings come gushing out and aoba doesn't even know what the fuck to do with them because wow HE THOUGHT REN WAS A DOG

a good dog

but a dog

noiz remembers but he never told him he fucks the dog it's all noiz's fault

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ah yes. time to unhealthily keep everything inside because DUTY. it's going to be gross IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GROSS

[intonation]

at least i already know how gross you are I'LL BE PREPARED

[pennates]

whoa why does this intro smell like puke

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i don't know everything is ruined

[pennates]

you're the one who wanted to be castmates with amy

i could've warned you

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why didn't you protect me

[partnered]

i didn't get to you in time

i'm sorry dog man :(

i have failed you

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you can make it up to me in CR

[partnered]

loads of puppy cr

zack's a puppy

ren's a puppy

it's a match made in heaven!!!!

[fedoration]

SLAMS INTO

[fedoration]

no hi hello i am kazu!! it's p clear who i play, so! C: nice to meet you.

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it's so nice to meet you!! (and thanks for the body and stuff)

[isolates]

hi I'm cen and I play this dumb kid here, yuuta! ngl everything I know about dmmd is from amy LMFAO but yeah ignoring her and her grossness, I'm looking forward to playing with you especially since yuuta seems to like dogs/dog affiliated people?!

('like' is different than 'being nice to' though, I'm sorry)

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it's nice to meet you!! ohhhh man it's been ages since I caught up on Alive but seeing Yuuta here is awesome. and it's okay, be as nice or not nice to Ren as you want!! he is lonely and will accept it either way HAHAH... sob

[isolates]

OH YOU'VE READ ALIVE I'm always happy to see people who know it ahhhhh

and oh no that's sad. poor thing )8

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I have - I really loved it! I think I'll try catching up on it now that you've reminded me it exists haha.

[isolates]

I'm obligated to tell you to finish it but I made amy read it and now I think she regrets it LMFAO

[hoasen]

/PUSHES THE PUKE AWAY WITH A LONG MOP

Since Amy's making us do this, HI KERA!!! I'm other Amy (or Saga if that helps too LOL) and welcome!! I play Vietnam here :) LOOK THIS IS A NORMAL WELCOME COMMENT.

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YOU ARE A MUCH NICER AMY THANK YOU I love Hetalia and especially the female nations so I'm looking forward to CR!!

[hoasen]

KLJASLKJASLKJ SHHHH DON'T TELL AMY THAT /hides her ears. And omg my kin...let's have all the CR she'll dote on the pup. Bara.

[idealisticking]

I LOVE REN I'M EXCITED

BUT!! Hello I'm Kuno and I play N and I want to be friends with bara dude doggy

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YES GOOD PLEASE Ren needs friends!!

[idealisticking]

Depending on which dog-like behaviors Ren has, N might even have some similar

true friendship potential right here

[steppingstone]

smells gross in here

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i'm so sad

[noizless]

HELLO I'M KAT.

and i'm probably going to makeout with you at some point (noiz, not me lmao) since he's already kissed both seragaki brats whoops....

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hello there AND YEAH I'M FINE WITH THAT Ren is going to be all emotionally all over the place anyway so go ahead and mack on him

[noizless]

it's always been his dream to make out with every form and relation to aoba.....

[hisa]

Hi, Kera! I'm Auste and unfortunately I still have two days of hiatus to go so I'll make this quick. It's nice to meet you, and I play Hisami Hishiishii from R.O.D the TV, who will be Ren's new daughter. She's a pretty obscure character from an obscure fandom so all you need to know is that she's a prodigy writer and a bookworm trying to get a book club going and she's pretty shy. When I'm not throwing her into crazy things, I throw my other pup, Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney, into more crazy things.

Looking forward to familynanigans! My plurk is on auste if you need plotting and things!

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So glad to get to talk to you! I was thinking of PMing you. I don't know your canon, but I think she and Ren are bound to get along well. They even kind of look related...!!

I've added you to plurk!

[hisa]

Spoiler: SEPARATED AT BIRTH