+1 not douche rival

[isthebest]

R E D S M E L L S

Hello! This is Reena, new to the game, and I am adding to the Pokémon crowd with Gary Douche Green Oak! He is Red's rival in the first games that goes on to become the gym leader of Viridian City because this thing happened at the indigo league and mumble mumble. Sometimes he's actually at his gym but, you know. Effort.

He's more of a playful jerk than an outright jerk, more mature than he was in the first games (Red+Blue/FR+LG, take your pick) but still with plenty of a focus in his own interests. Except shoot, where are all the Pokémon here. Boring.

He will be staying at House #1410 with Celes Cheres and Grimmjow somethingsomething Jaegerjaquez!

Comments

[twomeals]

oh

he still has zero effort it makes him comfy and easy to play

[isthebest]

yakitori something doggy is still the best

[twomeals]

takoyaki takoyaki

have you tried takoyaki it's delicious he's right

[isthebest]

no i have not :( my life is so unfulfilled...

yue should find a k-on! cast to best friends with then there will be cake.

[twomeals]

that's the saddest thing i've ever heard :'(

i don't know k-on do they have cake a lot...but he works in a bakery cafe so he still gets a lot of cake anyway

[isthebest]

don't cry for me i'm not even truly alive

k-on is all about cake. but wow yue that's a lot of cake

[trustcoon]

oh no are you a zombie

yue really likes cake okay, green should come buy snacks

for red

don't eat any green you'll get fat

[isthebest]

yep it's p cool

wow not you too

it's bad enough knowing red

green is never buying red snacks. never

[trustcoon]

but red is yue's favorite color..........

[isthebest]

then yue should be friends with red

[trustcoon]

is purple anyone's favorite color i wonder

is it green's favorite color

also what did you mean by not you too!!

[isthebest]

are you trying to start something with all these questions

picking on green he will not get fat!!

[trustcoon]

start what start a fire i like fires

if he won't get fat then he should totally buy more snacks

[isthebest]

not for yue

not for red

not for you

[trustcoon]

for himself!?

that's okay yue sneaks free stuff while he's working